IS WILY MO PENA A TEASE? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! If you thought Curt Schilling was the only Red Sox online superhero, you are sadly mistaken mi amigo:

Wily Mo Pena’s myspace page shines the spot on our favorite member of the Red Sox (who we find out calls himself “The Hulk”), and he doesn’t disappoint with some keen insight into his much-discussed personal life.

Let’s face facts, who doesn’t want to know that WMP has “had sex with two different people in the same day“?

Wily’s myspace page recently went private (cached version linked), so praise be our favorite snack food fiends.

UPDATE: WMP page was emailed to us. Proper credit to the original poster of the page.