Why UFC Star Fought Like Bloated Ex-Action Hero

UFC star Anderson Silva called upon the expertise of the world’s foremost authority on  fake fighting, Steven Seagal, to train for his fight last Saturday night again Chael Sonnen.

Stephen Seagal Trains Anderson Silva

(I call this hold “4am in Filipinotown”)

During that training, Seagal said at the time of Silva-opponent Sonnen, “I believe that this will not be one of his more difficult fights.

Stephen Seagal Trains Anderson Silva

(Ted Leonsis summer clothing line: Right off the rack)

Let’s now find out how that worked out for Silva from MMA writer Steve Cofield of Yahoo Sports:

Stephen Seagal Hairline

(Hair by Epoxy)

Anderson Silva should be counting his lucky stars this Monday morning that he still has his UFC title belt. The champ got whupped on for 22 minutes but was still able to pull out a submission with just over two minutes left in his fight against Chael Sonnen.


Perhaps next time Silva should consider calling upon the services of Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Jean Claude Van Damme

Okay, maybe not.