Crazy Video: F1 Chief’s ‘Nazi Orgy’ With Hookers

If it wasn’t real, you’d swear the Lifetime channel had turned rather vicious over the last year. First, the world receives the gift that kept giving: Sen. Larry Craig, who proudly railed against gay marriage, gets caught in a tap dance that Gene Kelly would be proud of. Then, not to be outdone, Gov. Eliot Spitzer - famed crusader against crime - hires Jersey hookers repeatedly.

Max Mosely in Nazi orgy

(Not pictured: Ben Kingsley, Liam Neeson, anyone with a moral compass)

Now, just to prove that the British do sex scandal better than anyone, FIA President and Formula One Racing President Max Mosley destroyed fifty years of separation between himself and his fascist father’s past by recently being filmed re-enacting Holocaust death camp scenes for five hours with five prostitutes in London (NSFW unless you work in a bunker).

On to the necessarily vulgar (but sieg heilarious) details!

Highlights of the fall-from-glory primer include:

  • A “prisoner” inspection for lice
  • Shouting at “prisoners” in German while Putsching them with a leather whip
  • A orgy formation to put the Battle of the Bulge to shame
  • Switching of roles between “prisoner” and “guard” faster than Kurt Waldheim

All the play-by-play details and gory screen caps have been dutifully cataloged by NEWS OF THE WORLD; clicking on the link is for those with quick reaction times or forgiving bosses at work. Video, too, for those with extraordinarily lax work policies or legally blind spouses.

Mosley falls from a lofty perch where his power went almost completely unchallenged. He desperately fought against the removal of cigarette advertising from F1 cars by British lawmakers. Mosley demanded the 2005 U.S. Grand Prix be run despite begging from Michelin to act to protect the users of its tires when they realized the tires were not up to snuff. Six racers out of 20 competed.

Mosley’s need for control extends to broadcast teams, smaller racing organizations, and any tasks required by Bernie Ecclestone, F1 owner and his goot… good friend. Their march through the smaller European racing organizations in the ’70s and ’80s was not challenged by European governments, leaving all Euro racing powers consolidated under Bernie and Max.

At this point, Mosley can’t possibly stay on in Formula One. In fact, staying in his Chelsea home would likely be impossible, considering the London explosions of flash bulbs surrounding his house at the moment. He may need to escape to a place where his peccadilloes are understood and forgiveness of previous sins can be found easily. Argentina, for example, is lovely this time of year…

Meredith Baxter has already signed on to play Mosley’s angry wife, Jean, right? No doubt that her British accent is killer.