â€¢ We’re staying positive about South Florida coach Jim Leavitt - positive that he’s gone bonkers at this press conference.
(Really, Jim, you need to cool off)
â€¢ What folks could be asking come January: Who let the Vick out? (Who? Who-who?)
â€¢ A Idaho high school football fighter flattens his coach - and it’s finally caught on tape!
â€¢ Meanwhile, this Sixers cheerleader falls head over heels, and it hurts.
â€¢ Everyone’s dumping on Michigan this year - from Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio, to even their own coach Rich Rodriguez.
â€¢ The Wisconsin Badgers band has been singing songs about vaginas? Oh, jeepers, that’s not very nice! My goodness gracious!
â€¢ Kimbo Slice - from EliteXC champ to Nickelodeon TV movie chump.
â€¢ Russian pole valuter Yelena Isinbayeva knows that for female athletes, the medals don’t mean a thing unless you make the boys schwing.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s rootin’-tootin’ Mick Foley caption contest is…
Phil Bama Slamma, for this funny Elmer Fudd-esque submission:
“Shhh! Be vewy, vewy, quiet. I’m hunting LeBwons and Kobe Bwyants. Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Thanks to everyone for your contributions. One more pre-Turkey Day caption contest will be baked up on the site for you to gobble up tomorrow.