Titans Cheerleader Uses Free Time To Fix Brains

As you know, we here at SbB are determined to show you dear readers that cheerleaders are more than just pretty faces on top of hot bodies jumping and gyrating inside tight little outfits. A couple of weeks ago we told you about how hard that the Chargers cheerleaders work to entertain the masses on Sunday, and today we bring you the story of a very special cheerleader.

Melissa Tennessee Titans cheerleader

Melissa spends her Sundays in front of 70,000 fans getting them pumped up to help the Tennessee Titans vanquish their foes. A classically trained ballerina, Melissa brings a little more class to her dance routines, even if she’s not performing in a tutu. Of course, being a ballerina is only one of Melissa’s many talents. If she needs to, she can also take a look at your brain and figure out why you’re such an idiot.

From WSMV NASHVILLE:

But when she’s not performing on Sundays, she’s busy working in a science lab as a full-time molecular neuroscience researcher while working toward a career in medicine.

Melissa enjoys touchdowns and field goals almost as much as beakers, labs and learning about disorders of the brain. Among the things she studies is schizophrenia, bipolar disorders and Parkinson’s disease.

“Generally yes, people are a little bit surprised (by my career,)” she said.

“We kind of are trying one-by-one to kind of break that stereotype and hope people can realize that just because you like to dance and like to cheer and you’re a performer and you’re a beautiful girl, that doesn’t mean that you’re just a beautiful girl on the outside. We do have good qualities, and we’re smart, intelligent people.”

See? Not only is Melissa beautiful, but she can also help you figure out why there’s a voice in your head that keeps telling you to burn things. Now if only there was something she could do to help Vince Young’s depression.

Melissa Tennessee Titans cheerleader

Oh, and since I know you’re all wondering, a quick peek at her profile on the Titans website tells us that Melissa is single, fellas. Though I must admit I’m somewhat surprised that a woman as smart as Melissa would list Entourage as her favorite television show. I guess a brain that works as hard as hers just needs some time off once in a while.

14 comments

  1. GravatarCanesFan77
    11:12 am on January 8th, 2009

    She can pick at my brains anytime.

  2. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    12:46 pm on January 8th, 2009

    Figures she's a brain surgeon, since she's been going through my mind since I've seen her!

  3. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    12:59 pm on January 8th, 2009

    BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!

  4. GravatarAll Washed Up
    1:05 pm on January 8th, 2009

    Beauty, ballet, brain doctoring - Melissa is the complete renaissance woman!

  5. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    1:47 pm on January 8th, 2009

    My brain hurts. When can I schedule an appointment?

  6. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    2:27 pm on January 8th, 2009

    Cheerleaders - is there anything they can't do?

  7. GravatarUncle Kracka
    2:37 pm on January 8th, 2009

    Does she make house calls?

  8. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    8:07 pm on January 8th, 2009

    And she's a Vandy grad student! Ladies & gentleman, this is the perfect woman.

  9. GravatarJoJo
    8:19 pm on January 8th, 2009

    sweet sassy mallassie!!  I'll see ya tomorrow Melissa - albeit about 30 yards away!!

  10. GravatarJoJo
    8:20 pm on January 8th, 2009

    err, i mean Sat - all the blood left my brain, heh

  11. GravatarSour Orange
    8:26 pm on January 8th, 2009

    JoJo:

    You could always try to schedule a CAT scan for tomorrow & see her up close.

  12. GravatarUCFRoadWarrior
    12:08 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Melissa…my head hurts…

  13. GravatarIbracadabra
    2:08 pm on January 9th, 2009

    I heard her favorite position is the Double Helix.

  14. Gravatarjanseyhull
    10:12 am on January 10th, 2009

    DNA !!! DNA !!! DNA !!! Particle accelerator !!!  RAH !!! RAH!!! RAH!!!

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