I bet you’ve seen those commercials for the Snuggie - it’s a blanket with sleeves! What a clever ‘n’ comfy idea! It’s the greatest invention to hit the airwaves since the ShamWow!
(Now that’s a lucky guy - ’cause he’s all wrapped up in a Snuggie!)
But the real mark of merchandise greatness is whether you can slap a collegiate logo on it and sell it to some alumni with cash to burn. Now you shivering sports fans won’t have much longer to wait - the Snuggie will soon be showing some school pride!