SOMEONE GET OUR SARAH SHAHI A MALL-MADE CINNABON! Looks like, from these photos taken last night, our beloved Sarah Shahi has been afflicted by a serious case of Hollywood actress emaciation:

SHAHI PROPS UP OUR FLEETING CHEERLEADER FANTASY: Like you, we’re over major sports websites trying to prop up sagging traffic numbers with thousands of photo posts of over-makeupped, underdeveloped cheerleaders.

Thankfully, KSK’s Unsilent Majority is here to save the day and rescue the cheerleader fantasy for all of us, with his post on working (really!) actress and former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Sarah Shahi.