All U.S. Resources Drained, Daly Invades Europe

Now that poor play has overcome Americans’ penchant for beer-gutted “everymen” who make Joe Sixpack seem athletic and cultured, John Daly will be taking his act to the European Tour.  Having outlasted most of his PGA Tour performance exemptions and now relying on a dwindling few sponsor invitations in the States, Big John needs a continent where his novelty act still carries some weight.

John Daly

(Will this repair our international image, or should we have sent a gift basket?)

Europeans, long known for their tolerance of boorish American slobs, will surely be dazzled by their new import.  Seeing a man who can break his weight in kilograms on the links will no doubt delight Britons, Spaniards, Germans, and the like.  Some factoids about Daly’s current golf game after the jump. Read more…