Hef Needs You To Follow The Bouncing Bras Balls

• Playboy is looking for one lucky college writer to cover the Final Four.

Erika Eleniak Playboy basketball cover

Candidates must be able to find girls with a great set of Gonzagas.

• Some NFL squads can learn a lot from the CFL’s Calgary Stampeders.

• Being fat, drunk, stupid and a Lions fan is no way to go through life, son.

• Abracadabra! Eddie Jordan disappears as Wizards coach.

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Rabbi Wins Date With Oksana, Is In For Surprise

The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX reports today that a New York-based Rabbi spent $2,500 at a charity auction to win a date with figure skater Oksana Baiul.

Oksana Baiul nude in Playboy magazine

Not a bad call, at least if you haven’t see her in about 10 years (and about 10,000 Stoly & stones ago). Updated photo of our favorite driving-impaired ice princess after jump. Read more…