Week In Review: QB Sanchez Does GQ, Gets Girl

• He hasn’t even thrown a pass yet, but Jets QB Mark Sanchez is already cementing his status as a Big Apple sex symbol with a GQ photo spread:

Mark Sanchez Hilary Rhoda GQ shoot

And Hilary Rhoda, the bikini-clad babe sharing the snapshot spotlight, is also apparently Mark’s new main squeeze.

Tony Kornheiser gives up his “Monday Night Football” gig, so ESPN tabs Jon Gruden as his replacement. It should be fun, considering what the ex-Bucs coach has said in the past about the Worldwide Leader.

• Will recent sex scandals cause Australian rugby to ban its cheerleaders?

• The Pepsi Center double-books a Nuggets-Lakers playoff game & WWE’s “Monday Night Raw” on the same night. Of course, Vince McMahon is going to have lots of fun with this Denver Debacle.

• Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger is hoping her boyfriend, Formula One star Lewis Hamilton, will soon race with her to the wedding altar.

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Kim Kardashian Plays Some Football at the Beach

Kim Kardashian tosses the pigskin while showing some skin of her own:

Kim Kardashian beach football

Hilary Rhoda, the marvelous model in Mark Sanchez’s GQ photoshoot, is apparently dating the Jets QB.

• A lawyer who’s previously represented many Denver Broncos players is now defending those responsible in Darrent Williams’ shooting death.

Eric Naposki: From NFL linebacker to murderer of a millionaire.

• NASCAR suspends Carl Long for 12 races & fines his crew chief $200,000 for using an engine that was too big.

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Bikini-Clad Kim Kardashian Playing Beach Football

Kim Kardashian is becoming quite a sports star. She’s already shown off her buxom baseball skills when she recently threw out the first pitch at a Dodgers game. Now she gives a go at the sport that’s made her boyfriend Reggie Bush the man he is today.

Kim Kardashian beach football

Kimmy’s been spotted in Miami, where she showed up for the opening of another branch of Dash, the clothing store she owns with her sisters. Unfortunately, the store was targeted by vandals the day before the grand opening. Perhaps to take her mind off of such a stressful turn of events, Kim hit the beach & tossed the ol’ pigskin around.

Looking at the pics, I know *I* already feel better. More after the jump.

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Week In Review: Brady’s Bride w/Nude Black Guys

• It’s not often your wife poses with four muscular naked black men - but such as it is in the madcap marriage of Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen.

Gisele Bundchen Photo Shoot With Black Guys

Ricky Hatton, thanks to Jennifer Dooley, may have survived okay from Manny Pacquiao’s pummeling - but three Filipino fans didn’t.

• Tennessee b-ball coach Bruce Pearl is Volunteering for married life again, as he announces his engagement to blonde beauty Brandy Miller.

Jessica Simpson admits that whenever Tony Romo takes the field, she texts everyone she knows to pray for him.

Carrie Prejean, Miss California 2009 & recent pal of Michael Phelps, gets her panties in a bunch over a revealing pic revealed from her younger days.

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Manny Ramirez Suspended After Failing Drug Test

Manny Ramirez gets suspended for 50 games after failing a drug test.

Manny Ramirez Dodgers

How will the baseball media “experts” react to his Hall Of Fame status?

• But here’s an even bigger story coming straight outta Dodgertown - Kim Kardashian threw out last night’s first pitch!

• Is Red Sox Nation trying to fill the NL All-Star ballots full of Washington Nationals so Boston will have World Series home advantage?

• We figured Jelena Dokic’s dad was crazy & abusive, but would he really take out an Australian ambassador with a rocket attack?

• Ex-Nebraska & Arizona State QB Sam Keller is taking the NCAA & EA Sports to court over his likeness being used in a video game.

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Kardashians Toss Out 1st Pitch At Dodgers Game

The Los Angeles Dodgers remain undefeated at home this season, winning their lucky 13th in a row Wednesday in a 10-3 rout of the soon-to-be All-Star filled Washington Nationals. And who do the Blue Crew have to thank for setting a new major league record?

Kardashians Dodgers

The Kardashian clan!

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe & mom Kris were all on (or near) the mound last night to get things started for the surprising Dodgers. And the sight of so many Kardashians in one setting must have been inspiring enough for Joe Torre’s boys to come out swinging & blast the Nats.

More pics after the jump.

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Kim K. Caught Checking Out B-Ball Dancer’s Butt

Kim Kardashian was caught eyeing the backside of some curvy competition in the round rear department. And THE SUN is there:

Kim Kardashian Knicks game

The shot was snapped at Wednesday night’s Knicks game, where Kimmy scored some primo seats with pal Britney Gastineau, aspiring model & daughter of ex-Jets defensive star Mark Gastineau. We haven’t seen this kind of courtside celebrity ogling since David Beckham was seen leering at a Lakers game.

To be fair to Kim & Britney, the Knicks Dancers were the only thing worth watching at Madison Square Garden that evening, as the Pistons pounded New York 113-86. Butt … er, but the gals did had some fun besides looking at dancers’ derrieres.

More pics of Kim & Britney’s big night out after the jump.

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Week In Review: Reggie & Kimmy K.’s Rotten Rain

• Fake rain: Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian toss out some money to Miami clubgoers - only to quickly grab it all back.

Reggie Bush Kim Kardashian

• Oh, baby: Candace Parker’s pregnancy has produced a couple of nice C-Cups for the WNBA star, while Dwight Howard’s ex-girlfriend shows up at a Magic game with his 1-year-old son.

• Meanwhile, Jenna Jameson is the proud mama of Tito Ortiz’s twins.

• Speaking of nice pairs, say hello to this flirty Florida Panthers fan.

• The AVP’s new ad campaign features some nice assets. And it’s all thanks to the volleyball tour’s new “Apprentice”-competing, Playboy-posing V.P.

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Truth Alert: Reggie Bush And Kim K. Made It Lame

I’ve already reached my laugh-out-loud quota for the NEW YORK POST this week thanks to this lame-o PAGE SIX note about Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian:

Reggie Bush Kim Kardashian

(NYP report on Bush and Kim K.? Asinine, obviously.)

THE economy doesn’t seem to have taken a toll on Kim Kardashian’s bottom line. The amply rumped reality-show star (above) recently joined her boyfriend, New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush, at Liv in Miami’s Fontainebleau Hotel, where we hear Kim showered clubgoers with $3,000 in singles. Also in attendance were her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney.

Why is it lame? Because I know the real truth on what actually happened. Read more…

Lingerie Footballer Punches Way to MMAer’s Heart

• MMA fighter KJ Noons has kicked up quite a lovely lingerie-football-playing girlfiend in Melany Lorenzo.

Melany Lorenzo

• RB Thomas Jones blames Brett for Jets bumbling down the stretch.

• Man takes an 180-mile bike ride to go on an underage ride of his own.

• March Madness just wouldn’t be complete without a sitcom about heckling starring Tom Arnold.

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