Artest ‘Signed’ Girlfriend From Beijing Karoake Bar

Last night Ron Artest attended the Twilight movie premiere in Los Angeles with a lovely young lady who wasn’t his wife. Last month Artest attended a similar event with the same woman.

Ron Artest Girlfriend Shin Sin

During TV interviews last night before the movie, Artest didn’t introduce the woman nor was she identified in press photos. Getty Images only referenced her as “guest.” Black entertainment gossip site MediaTakeOut.com had this reaction today to Artest’s choice of companionship:

Some of these NBA balers are just so BRAZEN with their sloppiness. MediaTakeOut.com learned that NBA baller Ron Artest has been bringing some exotic looking out with hm to red carpet events recently. The “official” word is that they WORK TOGETHER.

Ron Artest Girlfriend Photo

But one MediaTakeOut.com snitch suspects MORE. The insider explained, “Why are they always hugging and acting like a couple . . . that’s very DISRESPECTFUL to his wife.”

The insider continues, “Besides, I’d bet they’re f*cking.” Before joining the Lakers, Ron would NEVER be so blatant as to bring ANOTHER WOMAN to an event.

He and his wife Kimsha were together for nearly 20 years . . since the two were living together in a NYC housing.

Ron Artest's Wife Kimsha

Indeed, Kimsha can be seen with Artest and the couple’s children during a postgame interview on ESPN’s NBA Finals telecast last week.

Ron Artest Girlfriend Shin Shin

So who is this mysterious, attractive Asian woman?
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Boston-Lakers: 5,000 Khloe Masks Given To Fans

A Boston-based website called Tauntr.com distributed 5,000 Khloe Kardashian masks to fans before Game 3 of the NBA Finals at TD Garden in Boston on Tuesday night.

Khloe Kardashian Mask Lakers Celtics In Boston NBA Finals

Kardashian purports herself as the wife of Lamar Odom, though the marriage may actually be staged for Kardashian’s reality shows. The couple has reportedly not signed legal documents making the union legally binding.

Khloe Kardashian Mask Lakers Celtics In Boston NBA Finals

Despite the tribute, Kardashian won’t be at the game tonight. Read more…

Odom: ‘Extra Security’ Needed In Bean For Khloe

More NBA Finals fodder for you: Lamar Odom crying to Kevin Ding of the ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER about the Boston crowd during the 2008 NBA Finals:

(But Lakers fans … no worries!)

“They gave it to my kids last time in Boston,” Odom said, refraining from repeating what was said to his children.

Odom said that has him wondering whether it’ll be safe for his wife, reality-show personality Khloe Kardashian, to attend Games 3, 4 and perhaps 5 of the 2010 NBA Finals in Boston.

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Khloe Has Reckless Disregard For All Of Humanity

I hope that Taco Bell commercial for Lamar Odom was worth it.

Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Fake Marriage a Scam All Along

(Tragic: If only I was merely talking about the show)

Last week E! promoted an upcoming episode of Khloe Kardashian’s reality show by touting her pseudo scheme to prevent Odom from cheating on her while he’s on the road.

The idea that she pitched to the show’s producers for inclusion in the script her friend? A solo sex tape Odom can take on the road. (Three words for L.O.: Dont. Check. It.)

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Khloe: Odom’s ‘Better Personal Hygiene Than Me’

OK Magazine once again illustrates the joys of an athlete taking out tabloid trash:

Khloe: Odom has better personal hygiene than me

At least she’s got her acting chops to fall back on.

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Please Indulge Me On a Khloe Preggo-MTO Post

That bastion of journalist integrity, MediaTakeOut.com, blared this morning a “world exclusive” that Khloe Odom is officially pregnant, with this photo as evidence:

MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS KNOCKED UP . . . HOPEFULLY IT’S BY HER HUSBAND LAMAR ODOM . . .CHECK OUT THE PICS OF HER BELLY BUMP!!!

Media Take Out Photo Of Pregnant Khloe Odom From October

MediaTakeOut.com just RECEIVED WORD - Khloe Kardashian IS PREGNANT!!! Word is that she’ll be making an announcement about it VERY shortly!!!

Congrats to her and Lamar!!

MTO also rewards us with a one of its patently amusing doctored photos - replete with  obligatory opaque URL strip right through the pic’s middle.

Clearl Fabulous Broke Khloe Odom Pregnancy In October

One small detail: the photo posted by MTO is well over two months old, and several blogs posted it at the time - while also referencing pregnancy. Read more…

Odom Photoshopped Into Kardashians Xmas Card

I’m pleased to present the 2010 Kardashian Family Christmas Card. What a lovely photo!

Lamar Odom photoshopped into Kardashian Christmas Card

Funny, Kim doesn’t mention that Lamar Odom missed the shoot, as his presence in the shot is obviously via an alarmingly clumsy photoshop job.

Exhibit A:

Lamar Odom photoshopped into Kardashian Family Christmas Card

Exhibit B:

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Od-ashian Nuptials Beat Mad Men In TV Ratings

The ratings are out and the Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom wedding special on E! beat AMC’s season finale of “Mad Men” by a substantial amount last week, to the surprise of no one. But to be fair, you can’t really compare the two events. One’s a show about cutthroat advertising execs pushing their product with little regard for morals or truth, and the other is “Mad Men.”

Look, let’s just agree that both were fiction. Season three of “Mad Men” ended with pretty hefty ratings, as is befitting one of the best shows on television. Well-acted, superbly written, with something to say about who we are as Americans and where we seem to be going. But on the other channel, hey, look at Khloe’s wedding dress! Read more…

Khloe’s NBAer-Ex: She ‘made the whole thing up’

Not exactly a startling revelation, but NBA player Rashad McCants this week told the NEW YORK POST that he had already split with Khloe Kardashian when Kardashian taped an episode of her faux reality show about a fraudulent scenario between the two.

Khloe Kardashian Rashad McCants

There was nothing real about his stint on former girlfriend Khloe Kardashian’s reality show. The shooting guard said Khloe and sister Kourtney, who claimed he cheated on Khloe, “made the whole thing up.” McCants said a “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” episode — where they were seen hacking into McCants’ voice mail and listening to suggestive phone messages apparently left for him by a female fan — was staged.

He said the curvy sisters did not have his current phone number and he and Khloe “had already called it quits” in January, before the segment was even taped. 

I don’t know if this is the case already or not, but shouldn’t *reality* shows start airing disclaimers before the program airs, to alert viewers that they are being mislead and deceived? Read more…

Website: Kim K., Reggie Bush To Marry in 2010

Urban gossip site Bossip.com is reporting today that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have decided to get married in 2010.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

(You may feel the need to towel off after reading this too)

Sources close to Kim say she has started planning process her fantasy wedding to boyfriend Reggie Bush. Kim apparently was inspired by Khloe and Lamar’s hasty love union.

Lovely, can’t think of a better reason in selecting a life partner.

After Bush dumped Kim earlier this year, apparently the two reunited in August and have been inseparable ever since - at least if you believe Kim and her publicist.

Speaking of romantic:

The two are said to have started planning their own wedding after Kim asked Reggie about walking down the aisle in New Orleans after attending Khloe’s wedding. Surprisingly, Reggie said “lets do it.”

So Kim proposed? Reg sure sounds down with the plan.

Lest you think though that this won’t be a business endeavor akin to the KhlOdom mock marriage, Kim is allegedly planning the same sort of money-making arrangement her sister scored with producer Ryan Seacrest. Read more…