Female NHL Fans Take a Few Blind Shots Today

An odd conflagration of opinion about female sports fans (especially of the NHL variety) hit our newsreader today, ranking them as either floozy or f’d up. We struggled with this seeming regression and now choose to share our troubles with you, kind reader. First: the floozies.

Elisha Cuthbert tries to kill a man with a hockey stick

(We don’t blame you for feeling a little violent today, Elisha)

LARRY BROWN SPORTS caught young Blackhawks stud Patrick Kane on SPORTING NEWS RADIO, being asked about the quality of groupie he encounters as a professional athlete. He ranks the Russian and Swedish girls highly and likes that Canadian girls know who he is. You can practically hear the radio host elbowing him in the ribs and winking.

We guess this is interesting on some level; it’s certainly part of a life we could never be a part of, so it does have a “Wild Kingdom” quality. (”Much like the NHL groupie stalks her unwitting prey, you too can hunt down the protection your family deserves with Mutual of Omaha…”) And, hey, good for Patrick Kane for living life to the fullest. Still, this is the best we could do on the topic?

(Your wife… uh, is she a sport, hmm?)

And now how female sports fans must be crazy:

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‘Burgh Brings Out Big Guns Against Steeler’s GF

Anthony Stalter at SCORES REPORT tips us off on the crazy girlfriend of Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Cedrick Wilson, who was cuffed and stuffed Sunday after a nearly 12-hour standoff with police.

Lindsey Paulat Cedrick Wilson Girlfriend

WHPT-TV in Pittsburgh reports “the girlfriend of Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Cedrick Wilson is expected to be arraigned today on charges stemming from what police called an armed standoff on Saturday. Police say 26-year-old Lindsey Paulat of Tarentum is charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment for allegedly firing a handgun twice into a wall at Wilson’s Pine Township home on Saturday.

Police say the incident began after Paulat and Wilson had an argument and he left the apartment. Police say the standoff ended when Paulat threw the gun from the front door about 12 hours after police arrived.

Wilson’s neighbors are still wondering what the hell really happened. During the conflict, the neighborhood was evacuated, with 70 police officers, ambulances, fire trucks and a Swat team all called to the scene. All over one woman and a gun.

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