Jordan & The Giant Inflatable Penis: Another View

Another dramatic photo of the brazen Michael Jordan giant inflatable penis attack has crossed our desk, and we share it with you now. Mothers, please cover the computer screen with a dish towel.

Michael Jordan

Yes Michael, I would cower too if I saw that coming at me. Our contact is Elizabeth, and I’m not sure if that’s her wielding the giant penis, or if she was taking the picture. Anyway, she writes: Read more…

Michael Jordan And The Gigantic Inflatable Penis

You never really know what’s going to happen on the 17th at Edgewood Tahoe when the American Century Celebrity Championship is in town. The fairway runs right along the lake, which means anyone with a boat can anchor right off the beach and watch for free. Many hop off their boats and watch up close, which probably explains the man on Sunday who got into the NBC camera’s shot of Michael Jordan while holding a giant inflatable penis. I doubt that they would have let him through the main gate with that thing.

Michael Jordan Tahoe Celebrity Golf

Unless … he snuck it in delfated in his pants or something. That conjurs the comical image of a man somewhere on the course blowing up an inflatable penis (”Is it getting bigger?”) as horrified onlookers walk past. No, has to be a boat person. In my opinion, sporting events need more giant inflatable penises, and the NBC commentators seem to agree. Video following the jump.

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