Jordan Paternity Tests Not Getting More Positive

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports Lisa Miceli, who twice made Michael Jordan submit to paternity tests three years ago, both of which came up negative, is asking that he be forced to take a third, because she’s 38 kinds of crazy.

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“Lisa Miceli also is asking a judge to lift a temporary restraining order imposed after Jordan filed a harassment suit against her.”

Yes, judge, please lift that restraining order for harassment so that I may harass him some more.

If there’s any consolation for Jordan, should the judge side with Miceli, those over-the-counter paternity tests make the procedure far less costly than it was back when he took the previous two in 2005.