Parker and Eva: A Public Divorce From Reality?

Yesterday I posted about a regular blind item feature published by EOnline.com reporter Ted Casablanca that recently verified Eva Longoria as one of its subjects.

Eva and Tony Blind Vice

Casablanca’s “Blind Vice” postings detail what he claims are the secret sexual proclivities of anonymous celebrities. While Casablanca does not name anyone in the entries, he does occasionally confirm certain celebrities who have appeared in past posts by adding them to his “Blind Vice Gallery” of photos. Though identified, the celebs are not directly connected to any of the innumerable past Blind Vice entries.

Longoria’s photo was added to the Blind Vice gallery by Casablanca three months ago amid  speculation by some EOnline.com readers that she and husband Tony Parker appeared as “Secretia Ohio” and “Chester Shorts-off” in two previous Blind Vice posts by Casablanca originating early in the year.

Eva Longoria Tony Parker

On Feb. 5, 2010, Casablanca wrote the following about “Secretia” and “Chester”: Read more…

Reports: San Antonio Police At Barry Family Home

Multiple media reports Thursday indicated that the San Antonio Police are currently paying a visit to the former family home of now-separated Brent and Erin Barry.

Police at Barry Family Home

The SAN ANTONIO DISPATCH reported on its website Thursday afternoon:

According to multiple sources in San Antonio, police have been called to the house previously shared by Brent Barry and his wife, Erin Barry. The reason for police presence is unknown at this point.

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Awful truth Out about Eva And Tony .. or is it?

She said, he said has ensued since Eva Longoria false-started her divorce proceeding with Tony Parker this week.

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

Who is telling the truth? If you read Ted Casablanca’s “Blind Vice” feature at EOnline, perhaps neither.

Easily offended? Stop reading.

For the rest of you, right this way …

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Longoria Rep: Report Of Divorce Is “100% False”

Earlier today TMZ.com reported:

TMZ: Eva Longoria Tony Parker Divorce

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting divorced … TMZ has learned. Tony filed for divorce yesterday in Texas.

After TMZ broke the story, Longoria’s public relations firm released the following statement to me via email:

We spoke to a rep for Tony, and TMZ’s story is 100% false, Tony did NOT file for divorce from Eva.

After its initial break, TMZ subsequently reported: Read more…

Longoria-Parker “Shaken” About African Heritage

As I was making my daily rounds paging through Latina.com, I came across a weird piece about Eva Longoria, the wife of Tony Parker who has now taken to calling herself “Eva Longoria-Parker“:

Eva Longoria Tony Parker French Riviera

(”Shaken” in what way? Do tell, Eva.)

Of Mexican heritage and fiercely proud of it, Eva Longoria Parker always thought her ancestral makeup was mostly Mexican-Indian with a smattering of European blood. But she discovered that the opposite is true, among other surprising revelations, when she agreed to participate in the four-part PBS series Faces of America, which debuts Feb.10.

As one of 12 celebrities of various backgrounds who agreed to have their DNA tested for the series, hosted by historian, author and Harvard scholar Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr., Longoria Parker was “a little shaken” to learn that she’s actually 70% European, 27% Asian/indigenous, and 3% African. “Most people don’t realize Mexico has a large slave population,” Gates told her, offering a possible explanation for the African percentage.

Wait, what?

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KU Football, B-Ball Players Brawl In Campus Clash

• Rock Chalk Jayh…POW! Fights break out between football and basketball players for the University of Kansas - and some claim that a couple of n-bombs were dropped.

Jayhawks Milling About Smartly

• An Iowa inmate gets let out of jail for the day so he can go see the Red Sox play the Royals in person.

• Two Costa Rican paparazzi are suing Tom Brady for being shot at during his wedding to Gisele. Brady’s reaction? “I go no reaction to that one.”

• Flummoxed by your fantasy football failings? ESPN is offering to help the old-fashioned way - with a toll-free phone number.

• When it comes to NCAA sanctions, the BCS schools often get lighter sentences than their non-BCS brethren.

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Bonjour, Les Enfants! Tony Parker In French ‘Toon

It’s getting to the point where Tony Parker is famous for just being Tony Parker. Oh, not in America, mind you; here, he’s little more than just another point guard, albeit a pretty good one. No, France is where Parker really shines, being a native and all. There, he and Eva Longoria are famous enough that their mere presence, their existence, is a big deal. Did you know he’s a rapper there? Did you know he sucks at it? Did you know that it doesn’t matter to France that he sucks?

Eva Longoria Tony Parker Wedding France
(He’s such a big deal that he just puts the name of the country on his shirt and they go wild. This has got to stop.)

So now that Parker can do basically whatever he wants and get even more popular as a result, the logical endgame is a medium that requires neither talent nor makeup: children’s television! It’s about a bunch of kids in America, and you’ll just never guess what sport they and Tony are playing.

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Cuervo Girls Spiked From AVP Tour Appearances

• AVP fans will no longer be able to drink in the sights of the Cuervo Girls.

Cuervo Girls

(”Wait - we’re out of a job?!?!”)

• Brewers fans will finally get to see some great baseball at Miller Park - they’ll be showing “The Sandlot” in the stadium parking lot.

Michael Irvin sued for stealing reality show idea. Aren’t all reality shows stolen from something else anyway?

Cristiano Ronaldo shows off his macho fashion sense by sporting a pink cap on his head, a flower in his hair & pearls around his neck.

• Let the Lakers & Magic have their NBA Finals. Tony Parker will be just fine with a bikini-clad Eva Longoria in the French Riviera.

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Eva & Tony Parker Frolicking In The French Riviera

The NBA Finals kick off tonight, as the Los Angeles Lakers play host to the Orlando Magic. Of course, that really doesn’t matter for the other 28 teams whose seasons have already ended. But some players have found fun ways to spend their sooner-than-hoped offseasons. One popular choice appears to be hitting the beach with some scantily-clad cuties.

Eva Longoria Tony Parker French Riviera

We earlier wrote how the Bulls’ Joakim Noah took to carousing in the Caribbean with a topless female companion. And now Tony Parker has taken a similar trip to his home country, as the Spurs star soaked up the sun on the French Riviera with his Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria.

Unfortunately, Eva appears to continually keep her top on. However, as you can see, there’s still plenty to peruse of Mrs. Longoria Parker:

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Week In Review: Philadelphia Sports Full Of Boobs

• Philly sports: Where there’s boobs at courtside & boobs in the front office.

Mary Carey Sixers LARGE

• Was Tonya Harding’s hit on Nancy Kerrigan somehow financed by George Steinbrenner?

• Would you like to carry ESPN Radio shows? That will be $100,000, please. And don’t try to offset the funds with a softcore porn bracket contest.

• Maybe women’s college basketball should acknowledge the lesbian fanbase. Otherwise, why even bother playing anymore?

• These lovely lady lumberjacks are a cut above other beauty pageant gals.

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