If you haven’t seen the following photos from this weekend’s 99.9 KISS-FM Chili Cookoff in Florida, well, brace yourself. You’re about to see a side of Jessica Simpson you never knew — and probably didn’t want to know — existed. It turns out that, just as Jess is bringing Tony Romo’s career down, he seems to be transforming her into a beluga whale.
(My, how Jessica has grown)
Seriously, look at that picture again. The once voluptuous Ms. Simpson is now, well, fat. She really is, and she looks worse the more you look at these photos from the blog JUST JARED. And she’s not helping matters by wearing an entire outfit that doubles as a Civil War era garter corset … with two belts on top. Not only is that a fashion faux pas, it accentuates her pudge.
Is it any huge surprise that the Cowboys gunslinger didn’t want to make that public appearance with her this weekend? We can’t blame him. After all, remember what he was signing up for in the past, as tons of photos after the jump show.