The Eagles Cheerleaders Are Quite Eco-Friendly

When I evaluate an NFL cheerleading team, my inevitable first question is, do they use enough recycled material in their uniforms? What better cheer squad to go green than that of the Philadelphia Eagles, who have done so in a big way. They unveiled their new calendar on Wednesday, and let me just begin by noting that many of their bikinis are made from recycled soda bottles. I’m sure that the typical Eagles fan will appreciate that.

Actually it may delight Eagles fans to know that the stadium debris they’re hurling at cowering Giants’ fans in the fall may become calendar bikinis worn by their cheerleaders by December. The entire cheerleading squad showed off bikinis and jewelry by designers Aaron Chang and San Natura Organics on Wednesday at the Prince Music Theater; and yes, to answer your next question, they did include recycled guitar picks.

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And So We Say Adieu, AVP Cuervo Girls … Adieu

I’ve attended several AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour events in my day, and so have come to appreciate the fine work of the Cuervo Girls. Not only does one have to have a body to fill out the uniform to be a Cuervo Girl, but a strong arm to reach the upper rows with promotional toys is also a must.

AVP Cuervo Girls

Sadly though, Jose Cuervo is no longer an AVP sponsor, and that means that the Cuervo Girls have been retired. It’s a curious turn of events, considering where the league is going with their main advertising campaign this year. ARE WE GOING TO STAND FOR THIS?!

Well, yes, we are. But we’re not very happy about it.

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NHL’s Site Has Bikini Girls Hanging Out On Yacht

In the ever-changing world of decency, the people who brought you the absolutely riveting “Making of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Calendar” TV special bring you this, via hockey blog THE POWER PLAY: A bunch of Dallas Stars ice girls on a yacht, for no apparent reason except, of course, that they look really, really, really good in bikinis.

Dallas Stars Ice Girls on Yacht

(Girls with less coverage than a Stars-Preds telecast on Versus)

That, friends, is more than enough reason for us. You should have been sold on the headline alone. It’s a pretty ridiculous piece of psuedo-lingerie propaganda, and we say propaganda with good reason: It’s on both the official NHL site and the Stars site itself, where each team member has her own individual video (not to mention the “team-building outing to Chipotle”). Oh but wait: There’s more! Scintillating quotes! (and be sure to click through … there’s video after the jump)

From ice girl Phoenix (yes, that’s really her name): “This year there’s more girls, there’s more to do and I think the fans are going to go nuts.”

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Eagles Gals Saving The World One Bikini At A Time

The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders have been such a great service to mankind, with their sideline dancing and lingerie calendars and such. And now, in addition to being providers of alluring entertainment, the Philly pom-pom girls are doing their part to save the environment.

Eagles cheerleaders in bikinis

WITH LEATHER sorts & separates the news that this year’s cheerleader bikini calendar is going to be eco-friendly - or as the Eagles prefer to put it, eco-sexy! (With more pics after the jump.)

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We’ve Not Heard Last Of The Packers Bikini Girls

Buried at the end of a column published Saturday, the MILWAUKEE JOURNAL-SENTINEL has an update on those Lambeau Bikini girls we’ve all come to know and love.

Lambeau Field Bikini Girls Packers Maxim

Apparently, the Maxim spread is still very much a possibility. Which is a polite way of saying, “God Bless America.” Read more…

PBGs Will Have None Of Your Brazilian Thongs

The Packers Bikini Girls world tour continued at WTMJ-AM in Milwaukee on Thursday, and we may have finally nailed down the reason why we probably won’t be seeing them in MAXIM.

Packers Bikini Girls

(OK, we lied)

Excerpt from the WTMJ website, which might have been written by an intern: “Maxim Magazine has contacted three women who, for portions of Packers games they’ve attended, worn nothing but their bikinis on their bodies. The girls, Jen and Ashley and their cousin Liz who are all students at UWM, are considering their offer, but they’ve stated that they won’t wear less than the homemade gold bikinis with Packers logos on them.”

Packers Bikini Girls Thong

We’re guessing that probably wasn’t enough for the gang at Maxim, which was likely to slather them in Osi Umenyiora Doo Doo Butter before strapping ‘em to the nearest Mark Chmura game-used, NFL LICENSED thong-equipped microkinis.

The Last Photograph Of PBGs We’ll Post, Promise

Packers Bikini Girls from appearance on Doug Russell’s show on WSSP-AM this week in Milwaukee.

Packers Bikini Girls

The best pic we’ve seen so far. Girl (notice how we never bothered to find out their names) on the left looks pretty damn good in that shot. She’d have been worth a MAXIM shoot alone.

No Maxim Photo Shoot For Packers Bikini Girls?

MAXIM has photos of the Packers Bikini Girls today on its website. Sorry, there’s nothing new or all that exciting. Apparently the mag bought a few snaps of the girls from the game. Here’s one of the shots:

Packers Bikini Girls

(no, no, at 3am on a Tuesday)

We’re guessing after getting a closeup gander at the gals, the mag passed on a full-blown shoot. Unlike the marginally more attractive F*** Da Eagles Girl.

It is kinda sad though. The girls get all this publicity and the best they could do was a few hundee from Maxim and no appearance in the actual magazine. Maybe Playboy will come forward and make things a little more interesting. On second thought, perhaps that isn’t such a good idea.

Packers Bikini Girls Might Steer Clear Of The Video

We thought it a shame that the Packers didn’t make it to the Super Bowl this season. Not because we wanted Brett Favre to go out as the true Gunslinger that he is. But because of the Packers Bikini Girls, who we all spotted on Sunday.

Packers Bikini Girls Video

As you would expect, the trio is now being besieged by the media, and no doubt will appear decked out in Pepperjack panties in Maxim before too long. Chris Mottram of MISTER IRRELEVANT and THE SPORTING BLOG spots some video of the Ice Queens, and sadly, it does disappoint a little.

The are truly authentic Wisconsin girls though, with their accents and cute little beer bellies (except for their disappointing claim that they don’t drink during games).

UPDATE: One of the girls, as jcon4pack” is apparently on a discussion thread over at YARDBARKER. She jumped in the fray after someone called the girls “slutty”. And verified her identity by posting a personal pic of the three sisters.

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Lambeau Field Bikini Girls; We’ll Take The Right

Here’s no doubt the best photo of the three Lambeau Field bikini girls who we posted about earlier today.

Lambeau Field Bikini Girls Packers Maxim

The girl on the right? Damn:

Lambeau Field Bikini Girls Packers Maxim

UPDATE: The MILWAUKEE JOURNAL-SENTINEL has a piece on them today (with more pics).