Text Messages Revealed Between Tony Parker and French Model

PARKER REACHED OUT & TOUCHED MODEL WITH TEXTING?: After first breaking word of their alleged affair, X17 ONLINE claims they have alleged exclusive text messages between Spurs star Tony Parker and French model Alexandra Paressant.

Tony Parker Text Message

Some of the supposed, alleged correspondence from Tony to Alexandra (translated from French):

I’m in Barcelona; call me when you get back

Come; I’m at the Park Hyatt

Are you coming or not? I would love to see you.

And the two apparently aren’t just phone buddies. Alexandra’s “official” MySpace page has the “official” Tony Parker page as one of her top friends.

Tony Parker Eva Longoria wedding

A spokesperson for Eva Longoria says the soap star’s hubby has not been led astray, calling the allegations “completely 100% false and untrue.”Meanwhile, Parker states to PEOPLE magazine, “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.”

Publicist For Tony Parker Says Affair Rumor Is Completely Untrue

PARKER PUBLICIST: X17 AFFAIR RUMOR IS “100% UNTRUE“: TMZ.COM weighs in on Alexandra Paressant’s claim to X17ONLINE that she had an affair with Tony Parker. Parker and wife Eva Longoria assert flatly to the website that they’re victims of a golddigger.

Eva Longoria Tony Parker Wedding France

Longoria: “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.

Parker: “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.

Longoria rep Liza Anderson to TMZ in a statement: “These allegations are completely, 100% false and untrue. All high profile couples fall victim to these sorts of things in the course of their relationships. It appears that this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety.

This isn’t the first time Ms. Paressant has been caught up in controversy when it comes to the other sex. She sent shockwaves throughout the soccer world when she claimed her former boyfriend Ronaldinho, a Brazilian soccer star, was partying too much during the 2006 World Cup.

Alexandra Paressant Tony Parker Affair Alleged By Website

*WOW* THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG; TONY PARKER A CHEATER? Today’s bimbo who claims to have slept with a sports celeb is brought to you by X17ONLINE, which reports that someone named “Alexandra Paressant tells X17online exclusively that she had an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria!”

Alexandra Paressant

Paressant, who has also been with soccer player Ronaldinho, claims she boinked Tony Parker for a couple months “AFTER Eva and Tony’s big wedding — in fact, Alex and Tony MET AT EVA AND TONY’S WEDDING!!!

Alexandra Paressant

X17online also supposedly has “samples of what she says are text messages with Tony exchanged at the end of September, just after the two slept together, Alex claims, at the Park Hyatt (where Eva and Tony and their wedding party stayed!).“OK, it appears we’ve reached our exclamation point quota for the day. *CAPS LOCK off*

Bret Hart Book: Steroids, Crack, Adultery & Death

WHERE’S GEORGE MITCHELL WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM? The CALGARY SUN has a piece covering the new book by pro wrestler Bret Hart. Since they broke up Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan, the greatest on-air comedic pairing in *sports* history, we haven’t have much use for Vince McMahon’s steroid-fueled human cartoon.

Brett Hart

But Hart’s book proves there is some entertainment value left in professional wrestling - at least outside the ring. Some highlights from the autobiography:• “One night in Oklahoma City, he picked up the wife of a state trooper. Her husband was a regular user of steroids and the pair went back to his room where she expertly injected Bret with steroids before having sex.”

• “Bret tells of one party where he entered a room to find a mound of cocaine on a table. He snorted two lines. Bret says doing that cocaine earned him the trust of other wrestlers, some of whom saw him as just a promoter’s son.

Brett Hart

• “Bret says his match against Davey Boy Smith in Wembley Stadium in England was his greatest bout. His book reveals that after a summer of taking crack, Davey was completely out of it and Bret had to whisper instructions to him the entire match.“And finally, we find out where Kobe Bryant might’ve got the idea for that million-dollar makeup ring to wife Vanessa: “Bret started an affair with a waitress in Newark, N.J., which Julie uncovered after finding telephone bills. … Days later, Bret bought a 23-room mansion — perhaps in an attempt to placate Julie, and his own guilt.

And those *highlights* don’t even include Hart’s brother Owen dying during a match in Kansas City. That’s also the only one of Hart’s stories that we can actually confirm (not that we’re complaining).

Michael Vick Buys Luxury Condo In South Beach

WE’RE ASSUMING THEY HAVE A REASONABLE PET DEPOSIT: The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX reports today that despite his financial woes, Michael Vick has somehow raised the cash to buy “a pricey pad in the luxurious Philippe Starck high-rise Icon South Beach.

Michael Vick drinking wine

Dwyane Wade also lives in the building, and Shaq apparently has a girlfriend stashed who lives there.Source “[Vick] has bought [an] apartment. Since his indictment he hasn’t visited, but his brother Marcus, who was released by the Miami Dolphins and has charges of statutory rape pending, has no problem partying it up with the ladies in his brother’s pad.

A woman has a suit pending against Vick’s younger brother Marcus, alleging they had a two-year affair starting when she was 15.

Isn’t it astonishing how Michael and Marcus just can’t seem to steer clear of bitches in heat?

Boston College Coach Tom Mutch Resigns For Sexy Messages With Female Hockey Player

BC COVERS COACH’S LEWD CONDUCT WITH 19 YO PLAYER: This time yesterday, CSTV.com posted a press release from Boston College that said that the school’s women’s hockey coach, Tom Mutch, had resigned. It was strange news considering Mutch recently took the team to the Frozen Four - and the release offered no clues as to why he quit.

Tom Mutch Kelli Stack

As part of the BC press release, AD Gene DeFilippo said “Tom Mutch brought our women’s ice hockey program to a new level and built a strong foundation for the future. We wish him the best in his future endeavors.“Really Gene? Do you still “wish him the best” now that the whole world is now reporting the truth (which you tried to cover up) about why Mutch is resigning?

Tom Mutch Resigns Sex Messages With Player

Turns out that Mutch, 39, was caught receiving “sexually graphic” text messages from his 19-year-old freshman player (and leading scorer!) Kelli Stack (and I’m sure that’s all there was between the two).

Bill Belichick Wrecks Another Marriage After Being Seen With Linda Holliday In Atlanta

BILL BELICHICK THE HOMEWRECKER STRIKES YET AGAIN: Not satisfied with breaking up one marriage (Sharon Shenocca - right in photo), Bill Belichick is working on gunking up another coupling - this time the marriage of someone named Linda Holliday (left in photo), who was seen with the Patriots cbilloach at the NCAA championship basketball game on Monday night.

Bill Belichick's Next Marriage Breakup

BOSTON HERALD: “Holliday, we’re told, is in the process of divorcing Eugene Holliday, a 53-year-old Arkansas businessman who is her third hubby.

Photos Of Daria Zhukova - The Woman Who Cost Chelsea Owner Roman Abramovich $2 Billion Divorce Settlement

IS THIS FACE REALLY WORTH TWO BILLION DOLLARS? The divorce of Russian multi-billionaire and Chelsea FC Owner Roman Abramovich is final, and his second wife (of 15 years) Irina, has reportedly accepted a settlement of over $2B - thanks to this woman:

Dasha Zhukova Roman Abramovich

Abramovich’s wife forced the split after he was caught by London tabloid NEWS OF THE WORLD philandering with the above female, 23-year-old Russian socialite Daria Zhukova.

Daria Zhukova Photos

Zhukova, who also graduated with honors at UC Santa Barbara, is the daughter of another Russian billionaire, who like Abramovich, amassed a colossal fortune by questionable means following the fall of the Soviet Union.

Daria Zhukova

Despite her innocent visage, before she started shacking up with soccer club owner (who is twice her age, not that there is anything wrong with that), Daria had already been put through the jet-set ringer by Russian tennis star Marat Safin.

Marat Safin girlfriend

I’d also like to personally thank Safin for giving me reason to pop out the old, trusty “Marat Safin Girlfriend” photo. Which has probably given two billion internet users the same feeling that Abramovich’s ex-wife is experiencing at the moment.

Danica Patrick’s Husband Accused Of Sexual Misconduct

DANICA’S MAN DIDN’T PASS ON UNDERAGE GIRL: A television station in Arizona is reporting that a woman claims she and physical therapist Paul Hospenthal, who is Danica Patrick’s husband, had a sexual relationship while she was his patient and just 16 years old.

Danica Patrick Paul Hospenthal

Thanks to the accusation and a subsequent investigation, Hospenthal recently “hit a career speed-bump and is being disciplined by the State Board of Physical Therapy.“Hospenthal, 40, met the girl while she was his patient. He met his wife Patrick while she was a patient as well, and she was 16 years younger than him at the time.

MSNBC reports Bobby Rahal making this comment about Patrick last year, “What 16- or 17-year-old wouldn’t be out partying when they’re 5,000 miles away from their parents and don’t have anyone checking to see if they’re in bed? But some people didn’t think too highly of it.

Obviously Hospenthal wasn’t one of those people.