Honest Mistake! Coach’s Resume Off By 304 Wins

Whenever there’s an investigation into the background of a 55-year-old high school employee with three names, you know it’s likely to involve at least one of three things:

1) Some manner of electronic monitoring device.
2) Hiring oversight akin to the Clippers on draft day.
3) Both.

Stephen Ray Thompson

(Ellen DeGeneres stars in Life After People: 2032)

This weekend the ST. PETERSBURG (FL) TIMES provided us with a relentlessly accurate glimpse into the high school basketball coaching career of a 55-year-old man named Stephen Ray Thompson. Thompson was recently fired as coach of a local high school after his resume was found to be a little more than mildly inaccurate. Read more…