TheSmokingGun.com has a delightful update on Mitch Mortaza, the former Blind Date contestant (RAZOR!) attempting to
maintain personal access to semi-nude hotties keep the Lingerie Football League afloat.
TSG, which notes Mortaza as having a “rap sheet (that) includes drunk driving and public intoxication arrests,” has “repeatedly threatened legal action when players have complained (or simply inquired) about health coverage and wages.”
(Mortaza: Football League Commissioner, Toe Ring Fetishist)
Sample of Mortaza’s subtle, legal approach: “Simply SHUT UP and play football.”
Now I was always under the impression that the only reason the Lingerie League existed was as Mortaza’s own personal dating service. But I was wrong. Thanks to a standard player contract obtained by TSG, turns out the league really exists for one reason only: “Accidental Nudity.”