• Cleveland Browns WR Donte Stallworth is sentenced to 30 days in jail in a plea-bargain agreement in the drunk driving death of Miami Beach pedestrian Mario Reyes.

• The Famous Chicken may soon be nesting down in his retirement coop.

• Exciting times for Michael Strahan - he’s got a Fox “comedy” in the works, and he’s now engaged to Eddie Murphy’s ex.

• Speaking of bad shows, “Joe Buck Live” may not have a bright future - unless you consider foul-mouthed Artie Lange as your program’s savior.

• Soccer star Rio Ferdinand follows Cristiano Ronaldo’s fashion lead.

• What’s a poker tournament without an abundance of great pairs?

• Shaq joining up with LeBron & the Cavs would require some work.

• Who knew that drug-busted NASCAR racer Jeremy Mayfield would hire the services of Dr. Nick Riviera?

• Two Iowa men meet their Waterloo after being arrested for holding an impromptu golf cart demolition derby on the local course.

• Former MLBer Mel Hall is found guilty of sexually assaulting a 12-year-old girl back in the late 1990s.