UPDATE: Photos of the couple here.
The DES MOINES REGISTER (via the MINNY TRIBUNE), has an unintentionally amusing interview the Iowa woman caught having sex in a Metrodome bathroom stall during the recent Minnesota-Iowa football game.
Lois Feldman, who was fired today from her job as an adminstrator at an assisted living center, says the incident has, “ruined my life.”
All the more amazing when you consider Feldman claims she had no idea who she had sex with.
Feldman said she’d never met Walsh.
“I don’t know who this man is,” she told the Register. “I just found out his name in the paper.”
A security guard discovered the two having sex in a handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they interrupted the two.
(Ross) Walsh was released to his girlfriend and Feldman to her husband, police said.
Police say that Walsh had also been drinking.
Feldman though didn’t deny that the incident happened: “I don’t deny that it did happen, because obviously there are police reports.”
Hey, that didn’t stop Isiah Thomas!
The police report had the two being intoxicated, but the Register never asks Feldman what her state of mind was at the time. They don’t link her drinking and the act itself, though the two are obviously connect. My guess is Feldman wouldn’t have answered the question anyway.
So while I see Feldman trying to mitigate her punishment in a legal proceeding, how do you think these further revelations make her *husband* feel?
Meanwhile, we haven’t yet heard from our hero, Ross Walsh. He’s probably too busy wading through the high-five processional outside his house.
6:12 pm on November 26th, 2008
I guess there's only one way to go for this woman - into porn.
6:37 pm on November 26th, 2008
To alcohol - the cause of & solution to all of life's problems.
6:45 pm on November 26th, 2008
The old men at the old folks home must really miss Lois now.
6:58 pm on November 26th, 2008
Ah, the Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon Defense: "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time."
7:05 pm on November 26th, 2008
When you think romantic getaways, you think of dirty toilets surrounded by midwestern football fans in 40-year-old stadiums.
9:59 am on November 27th, 2008
It has even more charm when her name is broadcasted alot over the local news on the radio here in Carroll, IA (where she lives 4 houses down from me)
2:45 pm on November 27th, 2008
OMG this is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. What a classy lady. Well, if I were her children I would start questioning proof of my biological father. God knows who that is? Walsh deserves a naked statue of himself constructed just outside the bathroom, so men there could walk by and think, "When will I hit the lottery."
6:52 pm on November 28th, 2008
Get it on. I mean get it on - YEA!!
1:39 pm on December 3rd, 2008
How come for the woman it's shame and the man it's "high fives?" Both are pretty gross.
12:08 pm on December 7th, 2008
I have been totally loaded in my life, numerous times, while in college, after college, etc…. I've never ended up in a bathroom having sex with someone I don't know. Alcohol isn't an excuse.