Sports Fan Names Newborn Son ESPN

When Leann Real of Biloxi, Miss., gave birth to a boy last week, she entrusted naming duties to her husband, Rusty, an avid sports fan.

He took advantage by naming his son after something that, evidently, meant more to him than anything in the world … the network that gave us televised spelling bees, strongman competitions and “classic” bowling.

Yep, ESPN Montana Real is now the kid’s official name. We wish him well, especially in handling the teasing he’s sure to get for, oh, about all his life.