Tragedy my friends has struck the world of women’s professional tennis.
No, Billie Jean King’s gender re-assignment plan is still full steam ahead. But I regret to inform you of some very, very tragic news emanating out of Romania.
The lovely Simona Halep, who recently busted out as an Internet phenomenon thanks to an SbB post a few weeks ago, told a Romanian sports website recently that she is going to have breast reduction surgery later this year.
PROSPORT.RO broke the story earlier this month, which not coincidentally came after we posted nearly year-old photos of her that soon swept around the world. (Google her if you’re wondering.)
Here’s the funky translation of Halep’s comments from the Romanian site:
“I do not believe that physical appearance has an effect on performance, so I help with anything in the sport. My mind bust when for me to go and even if the land would not be sporting, I would have felt very good.
“Inconvenience me, it’s very hard with them. It’s a weight in addition to confound me speed response. I can not go on very well. Shoot me down. Nothing in life is not like me even though sport was not all I was doing surgery, revealing Halep. Surgical intervention should take place last year, but probably will use it in autumn, because the postponement might cause problems in the column.”
A big boob intervention? Sounds like what I just flipped past on the Hampton Inn PPV.
Given Halep’s current age of 17, there’s a decent chance that her breasts would grow even larger than they already are. (Along with women’s tennis TV ratings.) So some of you out there probably think she made the right decision.
But since you’re *reading* SbB … yeah, who am I kidding.
To help you get over the trauma of Halep’s decision, here’s some of the riper comments from the ProSports.ro story:
In the center of this attention, [07.05.2009 - 09:22]
ugly countrywoman. example of stable, peasant woman with large breasts and face of the shovel.
Not [07.05.2009 - 14:07]
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arata bine si asa!! and it looks good‘
Named author, [08.05.2009 - 00:19]
keep your girl breasts. nu renunta la ceva ce alte femei jinduiesc. not give up something that other women jinduiesc. tennis career is short xxx movies but can be lasting.
Let’s just hope Lindsay Davenport doesn’t take that advice.
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