I’m watching the Rocco-Tiger match on ESPN, and thoroughly enjoyed the interview (take two!) with a Starbucks-sucking Mediate before the two teed off: “I’m not going to bother anybody, if he (Tiger) doesn’t want to talk, we won’t.”

“I won’t bother anybody“? Like Rocco is intruding Tiger’s precious processional?

My money is on Mediate today. I firmly believe that his jocular, fun-loving attitude will be the number-one reason he wins today. As it will defuse Woods’ burning intensity. Genius.