The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX reports today that a New York-based Rabbi spent $2,500 at a charity auction to win a date with figure skater Oksana Baiul.
Not a bad call, at least if you haven’t see her in about 10 years (and about 10,000 Stoly & stones ago). Updated photo of our favorite driving-impaired ice princess after jump.
Here’s a recent pic of Baiul, who just celebrated her 31st birthday:
(Years of sparring with fellow Ukraine Klistchko Bros. has taken its toll)
Rabbi who *won* the auction: “Well, I’m single, it’s for charity, and she seems like a nice Jewish girl. I guess I’m the luckiest guy in my congregation.“
Boy is he ever. I just want to remind the Rabbi that if she drives for the date, have her lay off the Chicken Marsala at dinner.
12:46 pm on November 24th, 2008
Don't all Russian women eventually turn into something like that?
1:04 pm on November 24th, 2008
She's Russian, not Ukrainian.
1:04 pm on November 24th, 2008
Er, I meant she's Ukranian, not Russian.
Dammit, need more coffee.
1:38 pm on November 24th, 2008
She's a man, baby!
9:33 pm on November 24th, 2008
As long as the chicken marsala is kosher.
4:06 am on November 25th, 2008
Wow, I didn't know that ice and a DUI made you uglier. Imagine if she looked like that in the olympics, oh, wait…
11:42 am on November 25th, 2008
It's off to the borscht buffet for their date!
9:13 pm on October 25th, 2009
Time has not been good to her, so yes 10 years it would have been a lot better, but the it would have cost 25k
Just goes to show that excessive partying takes a toll.