So I watched Regis & Kelly for a split-second (honest) this morning in my Chicago hotel room and I saw an unkempt Michael Phelps on the show. (Enough already of the deviated septum as Abercrombie look.)
So Kelly Ripa asked Phelps about being trailed by paparazzi and recently spotted with his girlfriend at the airport.
(Caz Pal (l) was mistaken for Asian woman near Phelps at airport)
Phelps bristled when he heard Ripa’s comment, and went onto to claim that the Asian woman in question seen in paparazzi photos with Phelps this week was not his girlfriend, Caz Pal: “The photographers post this girl up next to me as I get out of the car and she follows me in. … I’ve never seen her before in my life.”
Phelps also confirmed to Ripa that he was no longer seeing Pal: “I’m not seeing anyone now.”
Like all of us viewing the photos yesterday, Ripa thought that the monster-boobed woman (photos) was the female recently linked to Phelps - Vegas-based nudie (implied!) model and waitress Caroline Pal.
So who the hell was that woman?
No one knows, but swinging a dead rodent of your choice at the LAX Spearmint Rhino at about 3am this morning might be a good way to find out.
Phelps’ accusation does seem a little far-fetched, but from looking at the photos, it certainly seems possible. The woman has no luggage, no purse, and thankfully, no bra.
(What, this doesn’t go with Mike’s million-dollar corporate image?)
Meanwhile, we’re all saddened to now know that Phelps has apparently broke it off with Pal. I was truly hoping that Phelps would actually become more than a life-size corporate cardboard cutout, but I guess I gave him too much credit.
And to think he seemed like such a well-grounded, likable fellow once we got to know him!
4:00 pm on December 12th, 2008
Both Phelps & the mystery lady should be fine if they ever get lost at sea. He's a good swimmer, and she comes equipped with her own set of flotation devices.
4:06 pm on December 12th, 2008
Too bad those two aren't an item. She could have really helped Phelps work on his breaststroke.
4:15 pm on December 12th, 2008
Mike must have picked up an Asian fetish while in Beijing.
4:17 pm on December 12th, 2008
Hear that, Phelps Phan? Mikey's back on the block!
4:32 pm on December 12th, 2008
No one knows, but swinging a dead rodent of your choice at the LAX Spearmint Rhino at about 3am this morning might be a good way to find out.
I'm on it!
Would swinging something else suffice?
4:33 pm on December 12th, 2008
Someone should tell that mystery girl that her glass eye is crooked.
5:04 pm on December 12th, 2008
Kelly must think all Asians look alike. How racist!
6:14 pm on December 12th, 2008
*sigh* Will poor Michael ever find true love?
10:39 pm on December 12th, 2008
Re:JerryShortBuss–
No one knows, but swinging a dead rodent of your choice at the LAX Spearmint Rhino at about 3am this morning might be a good way to find out.I'm on it!Would swinging something else suffice?
Only if it is dead……..
5:08 am on December 13th, 2008
Who in their right mind is looking at her eyes? What's wrong with you? lol
1:59 pm on December 13th, 2008
I think what Sports Illustrated did to the guy on the cover of its Sportsman of the Year issue was worse. It appears someone using Photoshop for the first time attempted to put Phelps' head on someone else's body in a way that accentuated his Down's syndrome look. I think the other body was Michael Jackson's from the "Off the Wall" album cover.
9:06 am on December 15th, 2008
An honest mistake. To think that she is is girlfriend. She does kind of favor Phelps old girlfriend.
12:19 pm on April 23rd, 2009
what a womanizer. she's better off without him- medal winner who cares he's a user and jerk.