Kiana’s Playboy pictorial apparently is coming out next month, so Rose asked his way on the Howard Stern Show today to promote it.
As you would imagine, there’s way, WAAAAY too much information about their sex life during the interview. You’ll want to read this Stern fan site’s interview summary on an empty stomach.
Most of the interview is garden-variety Stern, but Rose hits a new low with his extensive referencing of Joe Dimaggio’s not-so-little fellow. *shudder*
Again, if you’re about to tap into a 64 oz. of Muscle Milk, cap it big bruh …
Howard came back and said that Pete Rose was there with his hot girlfriend. He said that they apparently have sex multiple times a day. Howard said Pete is looking great. Howard asked how old he is. Pete said he’s 68 going on 15. Howard said hello to Pete’s girlfriend Kiana Kim too.
Pete said that he doesn’t do any illegal gambling anymore. He said he had enough money that he could afford to do that though. He said he used to go to the races an bet. Pete said he was making like a million a year and spending a couple grand on a bet wasn’t that big of a deal. He said it did lead to him getting kicked out of baseball though.
Howard asked Kiana what she does that she was shopping for a Mercedes. She owns a hair salon. Howard said he likes what he’s hearing so far. Howard asked Kiana about meeting Pete at the dealer and if she knew who he was. She said she had no idea who he was. Pete said she thought he played for the Redskins.
She said that Pete is hilarious and he’s the most fun person to be around. Howard said he doesn’t think ”hilarious” when he thinks about Pete Rose. Kiana said he’s very funny. Howard found out it took about a month for Pete to work his magic with Kiana. Kiana said he travels a lot so it took a while. Howard asked if he was hitting with a big bat. She said that he is.
Howard read that Kiana and Pete have sex every day and it’s great sex. Howard asked if that is true that they have it every day. Kiana said they don’t see each other every day but they do it when they see each other. Howard said he read that Pete is ready to go just minutes after he finishes too. Howard said he can’t even do that. He said he must be using something to help. Pete claims he’s not. He said that he never drank or smoked so he doesn’t need anything to help. He said he just needs her to stand up and he’s ready to go.
Howard asked if Pete uses rubbers. Kiana said he doesn’t. Pete said they don’t need that. He said they have brains and they don’t need that. Howard asked where he finishes. Kiana said that Howard should see their back wall.
Howard asks where he finishes. He said he should save it and sell it. Pete said he’s trying to figure out a way to autograph it.
Howard asked Kiana if she would keep the baby if she got pregnant. She said she’s not sure about that but Pete said he thinks that she would keep it. Pete said that if it does happen Howard will be the first one they call and tell. Howard asked Pete if he wants to chase kids around. Pete said he chases the grand kids around.
Pete told Howard that they’re trying to get Kiana a career in a game show or something like that. He said she would like to do a Deal or No Deal kind of thing. They said that the show has been canceled as far as they know. Howard sounded shocked by that.
Howard read that Kiana had sex with Pete 3 times in one hour one night. Robin sounded impressed. She asked if people pass on talking to Pete to talk to Kiana. Pete said they’re not to that point yet.
Howard asked if Pete is Kiana’s first famous guy. She said that he is her first. Howard asked if her parents have met him. She said they have met him and they like him. Pete said he doesn’t think he looks his age and he certainly doesn’t act it. He said he’s still having fun.
Howard asked Pete about what he does for Kiana in bed. Pete said he never thinks about himself in bed. He does what he can for her. Howard asked if he can lick her to orgasm. Kiana said he can.
Pete told Howard a story about going to Viet Nam with Joe DiMaggio and some other guys one time. He said that Joe wanted to take a shower while they were out in the jungle and he had to help him out and pour the water on him. He said the best way to describe him was as a penis with a man hanging off of him. He said that the guy was really big. He said Joe would say ”That’s not where it ends, that’s where it bends.” Pete said he was quite a man. Howard asked how he stuffed that thing inside of Marilyn Monroe. Pete said maybe that’s why he was only with her for 260 days. Pete was joking about how he used it as a bat to hit the Kennedy’s over the head too.
Howard said it was very nice of Pete to go over to Viet Nam. Pete said he can make the troops laugh. He said he’s waiting for people to ask him to go over to Afghanistan or Iraq.
Howard said he bets that Pete gave Joe a good shower too. He said that’s the most impressive thing he’s said he’s done.
Howard said that he’s happy for Pete and Kiana. Howard said every man wants a woman like Kiana in their life. He said that they never get it though. Howard gave Kiana some more plugs and said he had just checked out the magazine and she looks fabulous. He said she’s got beautiful breasts and perfect nipples.
Howard asked Pete if he would stay with Kiana if she gained 15 pounds. Pete said ”Hell no!” He told Kiana that he’s going to beat off to her Playboy spread.