Let’s see: Hat on sideways? Check. Shorts in Detroit Lions colors? Check. Buxom, flag-waving, boozing bikini chicks? Yes. Sunglasses from the Ray Ban Casual Douche collection? Affirmative. Say hello to Matthew Stafford, who looks like he’s having fun in a Jethro-Bodine-way-out-of-his-league-at-the-ceeement-pond kind of way.
Sadly, as the Lions schedule indicates, this was probably Stafford’s last opportunity to parade around shirtless. A turtleneck will hide the scars and bruises, Matthew, but it will never conceal the shame. Wait a minute … now I think I know where I’ve seen those sunglasses before! …
Yep:
In other news, the Lions want your pets for their pet calendar. Just the big break that your weasel has been waiting for.
Photo found at YepYep.
4:34 pm on July 23rd, 2009
holy frijoles, look at the sweater cows on that girl in the pink
5:32 pm on July 23rd, 2009
I don’t think it’s pink… maybe fuchsia?
6:35 pm on July 23rd, 2009
just look at those great boobies, no need for argument over the hue of her garments.
1:33 am on July 24th, 2009
I wonder where his hands are?
8:24 am on July 24th, 2009
In a situation like that, his hands are probably exactly where they should be.
1:19 pm on July 24th, 2009
At least he’s man enough to play football. you sit at your computer player hating him on his dress. you are the douche….
10:52 am on July 25th, 2009
Matt need to get him some hoodrat like me in Detroit that can handle is squirrely white ass. Boy don’t need to be strutt’n his junk with those skinny ass bitches anyway….black fire here for his long snaps.
9:12 pm on July 25th, 2009
love that fake black lingo.. Do you do an Al Jolson?