ESPN “SCORECENTER” HAS ANCHOR CANDIDATES APLENTY: Good news for the hundreds among us who made the fateful decision to purchase those second generation, new-fangled ESPN mobile phones. Sports media’s friendly, neighborhood 800-pound Orangutan this week unveiled an exciting array of programming which will be exclusively beamed directly to your sweaty, little handset.

The two new shows being produced for your centimeters-wide screen are called “ESPN ReSet” and “ScoreCenter”. And you can bet ESPN will provide short-straw-drawing top quality talent to staff those much anticipated productions.

For instance, Steve Levy and Stuart Scott as hosts of “ScoreCenter” is an absolute no-brainer, especially considering Scott’s text-messaging dexterity and Levy’s legend as a lady-killer.