Minor League Hockey Team Bringing In Strippers

Like most minor league franchises, the Las Vegas Wranglers hockey team have resorted to some clever if not questionable promotional nights to get more fannies in the seats. The team that calls the Orleans Casino & Arena home has previously offered “Dick Cheney Hunting Vest Night”, and to show they don’t play political favorites, has also presented “Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich Prison Uniform Night”.

half naked hockey girl

Oh, the hilarity! But you would think a team located in Sin City would put on something a little more … um, sinful. Well, the Wranglers have granted our wishes, as they plan to hold an”Over 18 Night” next Tuesday. There will be cheap(er than usual) booze, DJ music - and strippers!

But for all you hockey horndogs, there is a minor catch.

Oh, there’ll be strippers at the game, all right - MALE STRIPPERS!

From John Katsilometes of the LAS VEGAS SUN:

Sashaying through the arena concourse and posing for photos Tuesday will be members of the American Storm male review, who inhabit the V Theater at the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood at Las Vegas Boulevard and Harmon Avenue Across from the Harley Davidson Café and CityCenter, and I’m Making the Title of the V Theater Obnoxiously Long Because I’ve Always Felt It Was Needlessly Wordy.

Someone has arena-naming issues. Anyway, don’t panic too much, fellas - there will also be female performers at the Orleans that evening. Not only that, the gals’ activities promise to entertaining and educational!

Instructors from a course called Stripper 101 will be on hand to help the ladies in the audience unleash their inner pole dancer. I expect a big crowd of Utah housewives to travel down I-15  to take advantage of this special offer.

However, if any strippers actually make it out onto the ice, they better be careful. Nobody wants to pop an implant, especially if you don’t remember if it’s silicone or saline.

But the event should be an (a)rousing success. I recommend flying in this Florida Panthers fan to drop the opening puck - and maybe her clothes.