Michael Vick Dog Jerseys? Stay Classy, Eagles

So I suppose one of the biggest beefs that Philadelphia football fans have concerning their team signing Michael Vick is the sheer audaciousness of it all. Andy Reid and Jeffrey Lurie, say many, were going to do what they were going to do, with no real regard for what the paying customer felt about it. the Eagles front office will deny this of course, but then you go to the team’s online store, and … what the …?

Eagles online store dog jerseys

If you’re seeing the same thing I’m seeing, and if you’re reading this, you are, then you’re witnessing balls bigger than the ones in the senior bowling story we posted a couple of hours ago. The Eagles have not only decided to sign a man who did time for killing dogs, but now they’re rubbing our dogs’ faces in it. On sale at the Eagles online store right now — it’s Michael Vick jerseys for your dog. At least that’s the way it appears.

Not satisfied, apparently, that human-style Vick jerseys are selling as fast as they can get them online, the Eagles have decided to mock your pooch by offering jerseys in canine sizes. Before you order, be sure to note your dog’s length and girth.

Made By: Hunter ManufacturersFeatures primary Eagles logo and embroidered patch. Breathable micro-mesh polyester. Please use the following guidelines when sizing your dog. 1.) Measure the Length: Measure from the top of the back from the base of the neck to the base of the tail 2.) Measure the Girth: Measure around the ribcage behind the front legs 3.) Measure the Neck: Measure around the neck.

PETA: Unamused.

*UPDATE*: Eagles say No. 7 not available in dog sizes. But the Vick jerseys are right there under the Eagles leashes and dog collars, on the page featuring dog jerseys. Just as bad, IMO.