Michael Beasley Checks Into Rehab Post-Pot Photo

• After a purported pic of pot pops up on his Twitter account, Miami Heat player Michael Beasley has been checked into a rehab facility.

Super Cool Beas Michael Beasley tattoo

• Car accidents? Plane crashes? Stranded in the Canadian wilderness for days? Junior hockey coach Punch McLean has survived it all.

• Will American sports teams soon follow their European counterparts and start banning unruly fans from their games?

Ron Zook takes exception to Urban Meyer’s recent mutterings about the Zooker’s alleged terrible treatment of Florida freshmen.

• ESPN plans on showing this season’s USC-Ohio State football match-up in 3-D. Cringe in terror as Jim Tressel’s sweater vest engulfs you!

• How do you celebrate the end of the IAAF track & field championships? By brawling with some Berlin bouncers, of course!

• A Minnesota mechanic saves a goat painted up like a certain new Vikings QB from ritual slaughter.

Dirk Nowitzki’s ex-lady love lands herself a five-year prison sentence.

• Fanbase: A new sports reference website for the fans, by the fans. Expect the New York baseball pages to contain ample inserts of “YANKEES SUCK!”

• Miss Venezuela named Miss Universe for the second straight year. Damn you, Hugo Chavez!