Melo’s Fiancee Furiously Fights Fan, Gets Ejected

A lot of the off-court news from the Nuggets-Mavericks playoff series has focused on the war of words between Mavs owner Mark Cuban and Lydia Moore, mother of Nugs forward Kenyon Martin. Now that their feud appears to be winding down, America needs a new off-court “thugs and punks” story to keep its ADD-riddled citizens entertained.

LaLa Vasquez

(Oh sure, she looks happy now…)

Thankfully, for the good of the nation, some new Melo-drama has come along to entertain us all. Last night, MTV personality and Carmelo Anthony fiancee LaLa Vasquez decided to start a feud of her own with an unnamed Mavericks fan that ended with Vasquez being escorted from the premises. Score one for the Mavs. Video proof that money can’t buy class, as well as a hearty dose of schadenfreude, after the jump.

NBC DALLAS/FORT WORTH just so happened to catch the foofaraw in action. It’s NSFW … for deaf folks and lip readers:

The story contains no details about what started the feud, or if Vasquez waited outside the arena for the offending Mavs fan after the game. In the absence of details, our imagination runs wild, so we’ll just assume there was a fight to the death, with Vasquez coming out victorious after smothering the wayward Dallas supporter with her breast implants. Go forth and spread the rumor, Internet!

14 comments

  1. GravatarGreg
    5:59 pm on May 12th, 2009

    what does this 20 sec clip even show?

  2. Gravatarder
    8:30 pm on May 12th, 2009

    one possible F bomb. pretty epic.

  3. GravatarAnonymous
    1:35 am on May 13th, 2009

    How stupid Lala is…

  4. GravatarJeebs
    1:45 am on May 13th, 2009

    Ghetto hoochie mama drama.  I expect to see LaLa on Jerry Springer anyday now.

  5. GravatarLord Corn
    3:17 am on May 13th, 2009

    Wow! Amazing clip.  Her lips are moving and everything.  Brooks should give you a raise for finding this gem.

  6. Gravatarbuzz
    7:23 am on May 13th, 2009

    thats a hot slut

  7. GravatarMR RED LEGS
    10:01 am on May 13th, 2009

    WOW IS MELOS’ FIANCEE SMOKIN HOT LOOK AT THE RACK ON HER

  8. GravatarMR RED LEGS
    10:11 am on May 13th, 2009

    LaLa Vasquez is a crackhead slut!

  9. GravatarMR RED LEGS
    1:36 pm on May 13th, 2009

    the clip shows that the old white bitch would get knock tha f*** out

  10. Gravatarphil
    11:20 pm on May 13th, 2009

    lala is an idiot

  11. GravatarD J Patterson
    4:37 pm on May 14th, 2009

    What's the story on the Sports Announcer who said "Look it up yourself Marv,I'm tired of working with pretty Boys."
    I caught the tail end , but don"t know what set him off.
    Can you explain.

  12. GravatarAnonymous
    2:23 pm on May 21st, 2009

    Lala is pretty pathetic, and not hot at all. She's all dumpy and frumpy. About three more years til her huge butt and fake hooters blow a few flat tires.

  13. Gravatarmarah
    9:44 pm on November 12th, 2011

    Ya mutha f`erz don’t know what went down at that game. So for ya racist pricks to sit here and talk trash about lala, go sit back and blow d%)k. I’m pretty sure lala won’t spazz for nothing.

  14. GravatarWitness
    11:53 pm on December 25th, 2011

    I was at the game and saw the whole thing.

    Lala was dipping her nails in her cup and flinging it on the people behind her and NO her little boy was NOT in the stands. ESPN spread the lies, then George Karl said we’re violent racists and then David Stern publicly berates Dallas citizens. Don’t forget Kenyon Martin flipping off the entire arena and then threatening Cuban with his own slurs.

    The only time she was “pushed” is when the usher was already trying to escort her out for her obscene and inappropriate behavior and she started flailing wildly.