More photos have surfaced of Matthew Stafford’s recent party activities as he passed the time waiting for Lions training camp. Awesome. Never have such naughty boat shenanigans come to light since a certain Vikings Lake Minnetonka cruise; or of course Gary Hart’s 1984 Presidential campaign.
Last week we brought you the horror of Stafford’s crooked-hat, Dancin’ Raisin sunglasses combo, but today we can only sit back and marvel at the way he moves in the pocket. It will all come in handy when the Chicago Bears attempt similar bodily violations come October. More photos following the jump.
Thanks to THE WORLD OF ISAAC for this gift that keeps on giving.
(It’s always wise to store one in the woods for winter)
10:51 pm on July 30th, 2009
Uh, Rick, I’m down with this, but I you’re forgetting Pam’s memorable boat ride with Tommie Lee…..
1:03 am on July 31st, 2009
Hey - I’m sure Bobby Layne “accomplished” much more off the field - if he’s half of what Layne was - I’m in.
1:35 am on July 31st, 2009
I think Stafford rates high on the “Leinart Tool” scale. I’m convinced he’ll be recognized as a bust … not entirely his fault (because the Lions are the worst organization in the NFL) but I don’t see him as a savior leading a horrible franchise into respectability.
5:52 am on July 31st, 2009
So the guy is laying some pipe before the season starts with young trim. Why not? You would too if you had the juice.
8:24 am on July 31st, 2009
These are pics of Stafford with his UGA friends on the 4th of july.. The Second pic is of him and his girlfriend.
Yes, we have Hot women at UGA. Its a curse…but we’re dealing with it
8:39 am on July 31st, 2009
Bump to Respect.
Last time I checked, priorities in your early 20’s include getting laid, getting hammered, and trying to look cool even though your mother caught you rubbing one out the night before. Either way this kid is already a star from the trim he’s landing. As far as football goes, as a life long lions fans, I’m happy to see a QB that chases tail, not nail…if you know what I’m saying Jeff Garcia.
8:52 am on July 31st, 2009
ATTENTION TIM TEBOW…
This is what you do with your QB Celebrity Status. That chick in the purple has some fantastic uh, smile. Yeah smile that’s it.
I love the first picture. The chick in the front may want to take a pregnency test.
11:27 am on July 31st, 2009
Yeah, the chick in purple has got it goin’ on….
6:14 am on August 1st, 2009
Notice how different these pics are from Vince Young’s drunk photos?
10:53 am on August 2nd, 2009
“Laying pipe” has two distinctly different meanings at tech and at UGA.
At tech it actually means laying pipe whether it is concrete, galvanized or ceramic pipe or some poly material. At UGA?? THATS is what I am talking about !!!
These internet phtos show it all. Go to UGA and get a GREAT JOB and have BABES. Ask former tech QB Joey Hamilton or reuben houston about a “job” that they now have. HAHAHAHA