Matt Kemp: More Confidence In Chlorine Than Me

Here’s some photos of Los Angeles Dodger Matt Kemp and Rihanna during a recent trip to Cabo:

Matt Kemp and Rihanna at hotel pool

The two are at a hotel pool.

Not to be crude, but that’s one of the reasons I never take baths in hotel rooms and always burn that disgusting foam rubber bedspread appointment hoteliers privilege us with.

But enough about mattress mites, is Kemp’s coupling with Rihanna something Dodger fans should be concerned about? Perhaps not right this moment, but if the relationship continues, Kemp is going to be looking at infinitely more media scrutiny than he’s used to.

Matt Kemp: Rihanna worth it to be hounded by paparazzi?

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Matt Kemp and Rihanna at hotel pool

By stepping out with Rihanna, Kemp has placed himself in TMZ and RadarOnline’s crosshairs. Kemp has been known to attempt to play down his relationship with Rihanna and professes that he doesn’t like all the attention he gets from knowing her intimately.

But like Reggie Bush and famewhore Kim Kardashian, if you throw in with a paparazzi-tipping attention hound, be prepared to go a few rounds with the paparazzo at the most inopportune moments. And more random background checks by the gossip sites than a North Korean border agent.

Plus, if people see Kemp on the gossip sites constantly, you can bet anyguy/girl USA will be tipping TMZ & Co. on Kemp’s otherwise confidential whereabouts. Not exactly what I’d want if I was on the road four months of the year.

With all that in mind, if you were Kemp, is Rihanna really worth it? Does Kemp really want that life?

Unless he truly does want that microscoped lifestyle, he’s being naive if he thinks he can live a normal life if Rihanna turns out to be more than a booty call.  If in three months Kemp’s still hooking up with her in plain view of the paparrazzi, the Dodger outfield is telling us all we need to know about him. Say no more.

10 comments

  1. GravatarEssa
    2:38 pm on January 7th, 2010

    Matt Kemp should be very careful as everyone knows Rihanna has Herpes!

  2. GravatarS
    2:41 pm on January 7th, 2010

    I think its fairly clear he turns his head around, so he is not facing her junk in the second photo.

  3. GravatarRIZZMIGGIZZ
    3:10 pm on January 7th, 2010

    Yea….shame on him for dating Rihanna,….SHAME!!

  4. GravatarNate
    4:41 pm on January 7th, 2010

    Jeter can do it. I’m not sure Kemp can.

  5. GravatarSkippy Handleman
    4:44 pm on January 7th, 2010

    he hits a lot harder then chris breezy

  6. GravatarMax
    6:19 pm on January 7th, 2010

    Rihanna’s Fivehead is massive. Her head is shaped like a lightbulb and she already lost the figure she had when she first burst on the scene. I can find better looks at the mall within the hour.

  7. Gravatardave dbn
    6:20 pm on January 7th, 2010

    maybe he likes the hitting back-round her huge forehead provides…lot easier to pick up the spin off the curve ball!!

  8. GravatarCandyMan
    6:58 pm on January 7th, 2010

    Brooks is really on top of things - this story is almost a week old.

    The poll question is stupid. There’s no evidence that Kemp isn’t just getting while the gettin’s good. For all we know they’ll split before the Super Bowl and he will go back to nailing anonymous treats. I like her face - but she needs implants ASAP.

  9. GravatarDaveBliss aka Satan
    10:45 pm on January 7th, 2010

    She is definitely a card carrying member of the IBTC. I still say she should have headbutted Chris “Woman Beater” Brown. He would have been effed up.

  10. GravatarUsher
    1:14 pm on January 22nd, 2010

    Chris Brown smacked her around after finding out he got herpes from her, I would have done worse…

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