Here’s a banner that was being towed by a plane over Augusta National Golf Club today as Tiger Woods was teeing off on the first hole of The Masters tournament:
The sign is referencing Tiger’s claim that he has recently turned to Buddhism to help him through his recent ordeal.
Fighter jets likely to be scrambled at any moment now…
1:15 pm on April 8th, 2010
F***ing CLASSIC
1:47 pm on April 8th, 2010
Hilarious.
1:49 pm on April 8th, 2010
Bootyful
1:54 pm on April 8th, 2010
Thank you Mr. airplane man, that is the coolest thing I have read all day, I needed that laugh!
1:56 pm on April 8th, 2010
The PGA needs to develop a new program
“No Tiger left behind”.
1:59 pm on April 8th, 2010
I wish Tiger could hit it high and long to clog that plane’s exhaust with a golf ball.
2:15 pm on April 8th, 2010
where the white women @ ?
2:32 pm on April 8th, 2010
He don’t want to touch us redbones…..
2:52 pm on April 8th, 2010
@sista soul. MMMMMmmm…redbones….Mmmmmmmmm. LOL
2:54 pm on April 8th, 2010
Oh Orge, lighten up. IT’S FREAKING FUNNY. Funniest thing going on for today.
3:00 pm on April 8th, 2010
I believe your are directing your comment @ “the Green Blazer”
3:30 pm on April 8th, 2010
You people are the cheapest, trashiest piece of refuse I have seen in some time…All you sanctimonious bleepity bleeps need to pay attention to your own lives and stop thinking that your feces do not stink…
3:35 pm on April 8th, 2010
hahaha,tiger needs to take his bruises he deserves any of us would take for such a massive failure,suck it up kid!!!
3:42 pm on April 8th, 2010
Kharma is coming to those that created this and all the haters! ;
3:43 pm on April 8th, 2010
Kharma is coming to those that created this and all the haters! ; )
3:44 pm on April 8th, 2010
This Nike ad is a bunch of crap just like his son. He father was no good low down drunk hiding behind cover. So now we have the drunk wanting to understand what his pimp son did? Really Dad I was just using all this money to follow in your footsteps and legacy whats the problem. Mom turned the cheek for you and so she can for me after all its my money thats providing your luxury and booze I just like a few extra booty folks around while on the road. No big deal Pop its all good. The public isas gullable as they come- who would spend the money on piece of crap like me - they do. What a bunch of fools
3:54 pm on April 8th, 2010
Hilarious. Wonder if his caddy “Rambo” WIlliams pulled out an antiaircraft and opened fire on the plane.
3:57 pm on April 8th, 2010
Funny how a guy who’s idolized and thought of being reputable can just go out and bang (not one), but a dozen chicks or more behind his wife’s back, and can be so quickly forgiven by the public and his dirty deeds rapidly swept under the table as if he did nothing at all. Haters has nothing to do with this. It’s because of quick forgiving pieces of crap like you that this Creep is getting away with it. Lets give him an Oscar too while you’re at it eh? Poor Tiger? give me a break! I wonder how his wife feels knowing he’s stuck every ho in town.
3:58 pm on April 8th, 2010
Simply ridiculous!
4:06 pm on April 8th, 2010
Like father Like son—bums————-
4:08 pm on April 8th, 2010
I will never but any Nike products again
4:12 pm on April 8th, 2010
Tiger is a pathetic, sex addicted and hypocritical philandering narcissist. That is my story and I am sticking to it.
4:14 pm on April 8th, 2010
Ha!! Ha!! I bet that banner made Tiger’s wood hard.
4:15 pm on April 8th, 2010
He is still the best golfer out there, give him a 2nd chance.
4:22 pm on April 8th, 2010
Woods has earned every shame his sin has dumped on his wife. By the way, the Nike AD - disgusting. “Did you learn anything?” Where do you think Woods got his cheating and adultery from? Earl was a man-whore as well.
4:29 pm on April 8th, 2010
Booooty booty booty!!!
4:37 pm on April 8th, 2010
Why don’t y9u leave the man alone? What he did was wrong but how he has handled himself since is very impressive. It is a private matter and he appears to want to do everything he can to save his marriage and protect his family. Because he has a god given talent and has the ability to make big bucks does not give anyone the right to condemn and judge him. Anyone can critizise but few offer praise.
4:44 pm on April 8th, 2010
All you people act like you knew Tiger’s dad, I guess you are one of the low IQ people who believe everything on the internet. If it’s on the internet it has to be true.
5:15 pm on April 8th, 2010
Tiger keep on playing Golf.Your dad gave you something the public cant take away from you.As for as your private life forgive your self first.The women were well aware of your marital status as well.When you accomplish what you have as a successful athelete people attack you when the cant hurt your career.since they coouldnt get lyou off the Green they went after your family.Stay away from the closet doors the same people have skeltons in their closets.Look in the Mirror
5:33 pm on April 8th, 2010
The people in this world today need to pray for themselves and their family because if they just take a look around their own family they would find someone that has done worst then Tiger. Most of you haters are just jealous of what tiger has done with his golf skills and you simple minded men would love to be Tiger for a day……
PS I really do not care for Tiger but I feel that he and his family should be left alone from you savages…….
5:38 pm on April 8th, 2010
Hey there everyone obviously someone has too much money to blow away on critisisums. Cant find somethine else to do but interrupt a game of pro golf. I guess you will find out what it means when it comes back on you 7 times fold. You will think about that when it hits you, you will see.
5:41 pm on April 8th, 2010
Tigar will still b the greatest golfer around no matter what crtitics say. We all make msitakes out there in the world. Ever here that saying let he without sin cast the first stone.
Well let me tell you that you have past skelatons in your closets too soo think before you say ugly mean vandictive things about others.
5:49 pm on April 8th, 2010
Ok so you guys need to grow up a bit just like everyone else does! The man screwed around on his wife, like she didn’t know? Whatever, you notice she’s not leaving him. Of course not she has it made! It’s not against the law to cheat on your wife just wrong and I don’t agree with it. I do agree that he’s not the only famous person that has done this and to me his personal life is his life and nobody else. The man can do whatever he wants, he knows whats right and wrong. Give it a damn rest and let’s just play golf and who gives a ************* what goes on off the course!!!!
6:01 pm on April 8th, 2010
Elin has needs; she knows where the sludge can be found.
6:02 pm on April 8th, 2010
Why is it just because he is famous we need to critasize him… Leave him alone after all i do believe he is human and things happen…
6:29 pm on April 8th, 2010
Let it be, already. Tiger was wrong…he knows it…knew it when he was doing it! He has to live with it and no matter what wonderful thing(s) he does professionally, charitably, publicly or personally…it will likely be the postscript that gets attached, if not out loud, then silently. He has to live with that p.s. no matter what. Punishment enough from mere mortals…let it be! Go Tiger!
6:36 pm on April 8th, 2010
Really not that funny
6:47 pm on April 8th, 2010
Really? That’s funny? Whatever…
6:51 pm on April 8th, 2010
He without sin cast the first stone……
6:51 pm on April 8th, 2010
allu people sould mine your own bewax.u know that thow stone listen it do not concern u .so shut yoyur mouths.yes i said it .
7:11 pm on April 8th, 2010
He’s a pig, just accept it!!
7:30 pm on April 8th, 2010
Maybe some of you need to learn how to spell and leave others alone
7:50 pm on April 8th, 2010
Gee daddy what did you do today? Well son I took a crap in Tiger Wood’s hat, are you proud of daddy?
8:54 pm on April 8th, 2010
Don’t hate the Player…Hate the Game! the Game is to play you like a sucker so you will continue to by product. Look… before Tiger got married he was a young playboy making it happen all around the world. One day he met a dude from an ad agency who said “you want to make some real cash?” Pick out one and marry her…the public loves a family man, I will get you Am Ex, Buick, and a few others to go along with your Nike endorsement. Tiger said cool but never changed his routine. After a while when the ad guy had made a ton of money. a scandal appears. The Ad guy for the most part turns on tiger until a new upswing in his career comes along, if it does. hence, Kobe Bryant, O.J. Elliot Spritzer even John Edwards and many more all fell pray to the Ope Taylor Syndrome. Trying to be that All-American Apple Pie person and there is no such thing! and you the dumb public will buy into this perfect American hero BS every time until the bubble is broke and reality sets back in. then you bad mouth them like a mid evil mob who found a witch. You can’t even get priest in church to leave little boys alone…How are you going to get some rich celebrities to be Saints? That’s just plain stupid. And the worse part is no matter what the Ad Guy got your attention going up and down and back up again and the whole time he’s getting P.A.I.D.
9:21 pm on April 8th, 2010
Did you buy your G.E.D?!
9:30 pm on April 8th, 2010
I wonder if the protesters were bashing Tiger or Buddhism or Blacks or Chexsters or Swedish bikini models or Catholicism or Nike or Asians or Amen Corners or Golf or Athletes or Floridians or……………
9:34 pm on April 8th, 2010
Haters you are all haters
9:43 pm on April 8th, 2010
Yo Noah,
I drank Gatorade wore Nike apparel paid green fees and used AMEX before Tiger became filthy rich. Maybe celebrities cannot be Saints but Saints are celebrity. Who dat!
9:57 pm on April 8th, 2010
Did anyone notice that when Tiger messed up his approach shot on 14 he muttered “GOD”.
Just goes to prove he was lying with all that Buddhist roots crap he was spouting.Last time I checked there was no God concept inn Buddhism.
10:06 pm on April 8th, 2010
All those white male racist weekend hackers were forced to give Tiger respect because he’s the best golfer to ever play the sport and (was) the picture of perfection with poise and discipline. Though when Tiger added the beautiful blonde trophy wife to his reportoire it still was almost too much to bear but the boys grinned and beared it just the same. So Tiger screws up royaly and finally the boys are able to release a decade worth of jealousy and racism. Finally the Fuzzy Zellars and Augusta and Masters tourney directors can say “We told ya so. Negros were meant to be caddies so take the chicken and greens off Augusta Country Club’s menu. Stat” Oy the wrath of the racist white male weekend hacker frat boys if Tiger gets to keep the blonde and shatter Nickalus’ major titles record. Tiger the Bhuddist terroist…………….
10:39 pm on April 8th, 2010
I started playin the game when I was 5. I have over 35 years in the game.I have never made it about anyone or anything but the game.I have never cared for tiger and I never will.I am so sick of it all!!!! I could hit a Titleist thru my plasma. I will never understand why the supposed” greatest player ever” would allow his crap to become involved in this game.Yeah he is worth alot.I hear ya. but when I tee it up I do not ever have to worry about those I have hurt or what are the right words to say to make people forgive me. Maybe all he ever had to do was be grateful and understand blessings are never to be taken advantage of.
When I turn on golf on any channel Tiger is not all I want to hear about.I am in this business and I love this game.Tiger or no Tiger that will never change.Please help me make this game about what it is suppose to be about not who!!!!!!!!!!
11:08 pm on April 8th, 2010
Noah Webster, you said it BEST on 4-8-10.
11:32 pm on April 8th, 2010
David,
How many times do you think the word god is exclaimed over the course of one day by people who say it without ever directly associating it with a Devine Creator either in their mind or in it’s translation to another. The answer I’m sure is in millions. The word god is proabably used as more of a slang curse word more often than the word God is said in observance of the Holy One.,
Your comment does prove one thing. That no matter how much disdain for Tiger that so many profess they are still watching him so intensely that they actually read his lips while he’s playing. Not only do they read his lips they attempt to interpret the meaning and even the mindset behind their interpretations of Tiger’s more vague mutterings. Yes, the Golf God is truely back no matter how many did not want to have to watch every stroke of his return.. lol
1:05 am on April 9th, 2010
Tiger,
8:09 am on April 9th, 2010
And this to you writers is a good thing. The fact that he is golfing great is not good enough to print just this jerk in an airplane who didn’t have a better way to spend his money in todays economy then to fly over a golf course with that sign. Maybe it was Gloria Alred or one of those Bimbo”s who have extra money to spend. For them to still keep up this publicity he must have been pretty good.
10:30 am on April 9th, 2010
Word of Advice.
HATE THE SIN NOT THE SINNER
10:51 am on April 9th, 2010
The commercial was , which I can judge, was of poor taste. Using his deceased father is attempt to gain sympathy. However, father carried the scarlet letter so not so effective to those who recognize what they are trying to portray. Tiger, don’t worry what people think. Worry about what your wife and children think.
11:22 am on April 9th, 2010
He (or she) with out sin cast the first stone
12:15 pm on April 9th, 2010
Been anticipating these ads for weeks and laughed my a$$ off watching the crawl on the E! channel! Great job guys!
3:54 pm on April 9th, 2010
Remember this everyone: Let him that is without sin cast the first stone. Do all of you who judge have no fault. Jesus forgave everyone. Do you think you are above that?
8:38 pm on April 9th, 2010
Expose an offical to sex scandel and he is done. Same with a President, but a Sports figure???????
6:05 am on April 10th, 2010
I don’t defend Tiger for what he did, but can’t these people find something better to do with their time and money. Hey, how about a little donation to Haiti, or spending some time helping the homeless. Do they really think what they are doing will make a difference. No, because they are probably some racist guys who think helping someone is helping thier bud lift his can of beer to his mouth.GET A LIFE
6:18 am on April 10th, 2010
For all of those who posted negative comments on here I would ask one question> who is your favorite sports figure, actor, musician, etc? Name them and then take a look at their background and I will GUARANTEE you they have all done the same. Going all the way back to Babe Ruth (baseball’s biggest drunk and playboy) to Paul Hornung) football’s all time bad boy) to Michael Jordon (basketball’s ultimate adulterer) to John Daly (golf’s tied for first with Tiger for embarrasment) to John Wayne (need I say more) to Dale Earnhart Jr ( racing’s spoiled BRAT) none of them are clean. So, I ask you again wh are your favorites?
9:07 am on April 10th, 2010
get a life. don’t you all have anything better to do than comment on something that has no meaning to you.