MR. HOLTZ GOES TO WASHINGTON AFTER UF PREDICTION: AOL FANHOUSE yields the floor to the new distinguished senator from Florida - Lou Holtz:
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Holtz’s nomination in the Sunshine State was made possible by a pledge the ol’ coach made during ESPN’s College Football Saturday: “Auburn has as much chance of beating Florida as I do being elected Senator of Florida.”
60 minutes later, the scoreboard at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium posted these results: Tigers 20, Gators 17.
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Welcome to the Senate, Lou. Give a hello to Lee Corso, chairman of the House Ways & Not-Sure-What-He-Means Committee, and Mike Patrick, Secretary of State (of Britney Spears’ Career).
