Cavs Fans Boo LeBron Over Denied Free Chalupas

The slow crumbling of the relationship between LeBron James and Cleveland Cavaliers fans continued last week, with another incident that might be even more damning than  wearing a New York Yankees hat. What could inspire enough hatred that James was actually booed in the closing seconds of a win? The CLEVELAND PLAIN-DEALER says he did the unthinkable: he denied the fans a chance for a free Taco Bell Chalupa.

See, the Cavaliers beat the Bucks 99-93 last Tuesday, with James dribbling out the clock under orders from head coach Mike Brown rather than going for one more score. This incensed Cavs fans: there is a promotion in Cleveland where fans receive a free Chalupa if the team scores more than 100 points.

Fast forward to the locker room Saturday night before the game against the Jazz, where James is talking with reporters. And he still won’t let Chalupagate go, going off on a mini-rant at the Cavs fans who didn’t get a free Fourth Meal:

“I can’t believe people who buy season tickets get worked up over a g– d— $1 (blank) taco.”

First off, LeBron, it’s not a taco. It’s a Chalupa. It has a deep-fried flatbread, not a taco shell. They are totally different. It’s an insult to call a Chalupa a taco. Would you call wrap and sandwich? No. Then get your Taco Bell menu items straight, LeBron.

But also, in light of the fact that the country is facing its most difficult economic times since the Depression, athletes who are making more money than the GDP of some small European countries probably shouldn’t be griping about fans wanting to get a free Chalupa. Then again, I suspect that King James is so thin-skinned because he mentally checked out of Cleveland and ready to go anywhere else.

By the way, there is only one Taco Bell in Manhattan, LeBron, so it’s fair to say that Knicks fans aren’t as Chalupa crazed as their backwoods brethren in Cleveland.

6 comments

  1. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    4:15 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Taco Bell is delicious - when you're drunk at 2 in the morning.

  2. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    4:29 pm on November 18th, 2008

    When you're paying $10 per beer and $7.50 for small nachos, you take what you can get.

  3. GravatarSMACKEMDAVE!!
    4:41 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Woah Woah Woah Brooks you wait one second.  As an avid Taco Bell Fan and resident of the Great City of New York City I can assure Lebron there is more than 1 Taco Bell in this city.  We have one conveniently located on 53rd and 3rd should he be shopping in midtown.  Or If Lebron is outside his new flashy digs in Soho he can walk right over to the one on 6th Avenue near NYU.  Please don't insult this great city again.  Or did they close that Taco Bell down due to Rodent infestation?  Link after the break… http://money.cnn.com/2007/02/23/news/companies/taco_bell/

  4. GravatarWeakness Stakes
    4:51 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Lebron is a dick.

  5. Gravatarjason
    5:03 pm on November 18th, 2008

    It's never a good idea to deny people their chalupas. Remember the Kansas football player who tried to attack a Taco Bell drive-thru window because they left a chalupa out of his order?

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/1999/11/18/kansas_chalupa_ap/

  6. GravatarRock Strongo
    5:21 pm on November 18th, 2008

    No chalupas gratis? Que lastima!

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