Lakers Raise Iranians’ Morale With Another Parade

Phil Jackson lookalike Mousavi Iran Protests
(Via the HUFFINGTON POST)

Using his Zen Buddhist powers to sense the great unrest coursing through the veins of Iranian protesters, Phil Jackson makes an unannounced, impromptu visit to Tehran to the delight of millions. All election problems are expected to be resolved within the hour, especially with Special Mediator/shooting guard Kobe Bryant on the case.

Wait, we’re being told that the gray-haired, bespectacled man isn’t Phil Jackson; it’s some Mousavi guy that the protesters really like. Our sincerest apologies.