KU’s “White Owl” Fan, 61, Marrying 22-Year-Old

We receive word of true love in the world of college sports from the Nora Ephron of sports blogs, THE WIZARD OF ODDS. “White Owl“, the University of Kansas’ resident free spirit and claimant to the “biggest fan” title, has fallen for 22-year-old KU junior Julia Lee, and proposed to her a month after meeting her.

White Owl and Julia Lee, University of Kansas Lovebirds

She, of course, said yes.

When Harry Met Sally

Tell us all about it, Mr. Owl:

“White Owl said he sensed she was missing something in her life…. “I saw an injured spirit and I am all about helping people and being a light,” White Owl said, “I prayed that night that she would be sent to me somehow.”

Shame on all of you that replied, “I know what she’s missing: a strong male figure in her childhood!” When you’re attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.

Yeah.

Don’t question us: we know what love is.