Keyshawn Castigates Chad Johnson For Not Being A Team Player

KEYSHAWN APPARENTLY HAS VERY FIRM GRASP OF IRONY: The most misused word by athletes in the sports media is the word “ironic”, but we’re guessing that Keyshawn Johnson has a very clear understanding of it. That might explain his (unintentionally) hilariously ironic exchange with Chad Johnson on ESPN yesterday.:

During the interview, which ends appropriately enough with Me-Shawn abruptly telling the cameraman “this interview’s over“, he actually castigates Ocho Cinco for the Bengal receiver’s touchdown celebrations.

Tim McCarver Dick Stockton

(The now turnip-shaped) Keyshawn Johnson criticizing a player for calling attention to himself is like Tim McCarver admonishing Dick Stockton for his latest Just For Men shade selection.