JOHN STERLING IS NOW OFFICIALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH: SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY has an exclusive one-on-one with Keith Olbermann today (if you haven’t subscribed to SBD, you really should consider).

New York Yankees fans, depending on their political bent, might be heartened to know that the one job Olbermann covets above all is currently held by John Sterling - New York Yankees radio voice.

Olbermann: “I’ve always wanted to be play-by-play voice for the New York Yankees. That was my original intent in this business. If that opportunity ever arose down the road — I don’t expect it to — but I always thought that at some point I might just toss all this stuff out the window and say, ‘You know, I’m going to go do the Durham Bulls games or something for a season on radio.’”

We can already envision Olbermann’s first pregame feature: