Jones Blames ‘Boys Bodyguards On Pac’s Scuffle

Jerry Jones went on Dallas radio today and said he blamed himself for being the “enabler” of Pacman Jones’violent scuffle” last Tuesday at a hotel.  Apparently though, Jones’ definition of enabler is a little different than yours or mine.

Jerry Jones

(Why the stretched long face, Jer?)

From an interview on KTCK-AM: “I almost feel like I’m an enabler, because it’s the very people that I have with him that created this. Had we not had that security with him, this wouldn’t have happened. Really. Had we not had the security with him, it wouldn’t have happened.”

With that sort of thinking, you think Plax Burress is ready for a trade to Big D right about now?

Congrats to A.J. and Enrico. Now if only Brett Myers had been required to pitch six for the win today, the Dodgers might’ve had a chance. Guess he was anxious to get home to the wife. Or not.

Former NBA coach Eric Musselman has a post on his blog that I guarantee will make your day.

Tickets are available for USC’s home game against A-State tomorrow. So much for a soldout season.

OK, this might be old, but a kind soul a couple weeks back sent me these screen grabs of a Slovenian sprinter named Alenka Bikar, and they’re too good not to post (’specially since I hadn’t seen them before):

Alenka Bikar

Video of her after the jump.

That made Jeff Francouer very, very happy in his pants.

WITH LEATHER roots out this women’s golf hed: “Freshman Talley makes best of her 2 soggy holes.

Bet you didn’t know Mike Dunleavy has been opening for Barry Manilow at the Las Vegas Hilton all week:

Mike Dunleavy

Or did his dad steal that jacket from Elg and pass it down?

San Diego State football doesn’t draw flies, thus it can’t pay for two, (new nonsensical) non-revenue sports programs at the school. So the school’s president is asking the students to pony up more fees - thanks Title IX!

Pat Hill, who gives Fresno fans a “champagne” program on a “beer budgetis worried the Bulldogs will be playing in an empty stadium Saturday at home against Idaho.

WALK OFF WALK unearths an ancient video of MTV’s 1990 “Rock n’ Roll Derby”:

You’ll be shocked I’m sure to find out that Kevin Costner was in the game. Sadly though, no cameo from George Peppard.

The gents at CHI BALL report today that Jay Mariotti to the CHICAGO TRIBUNE is not dead: “Mariotti is primed to join the Trib free and clear come August.

Mariotti also told a local radio show, “Talks are still alive … involving an internet television project.

I think that’s a great place for Jay to land, so his vitriolic visage will no longer invade the homes of 99.99999% of Americans.