BURNED-OUT BUSS IMPLIES KOBE BRYANT WILL BE TRADED: The LOS ANGELES TIMES has a priceless web find: The Myspace page of Johnny Buss, the 50-year-old beach bum-burnout son of Lakers Owner Jerry Buss.
The LAT’s pretense for exposing Buss’ (unintentionally hilarious) page is a cryptic bulletin he recently sent through Myspace to friends about Kobe Bryant: “If you’ve been following the Kobe drama, I want to let you know it’s not really drama … sometimes we all need to make a change in our lives and that’s all it is. Popular or unpopular, when it’s time, it’s time. Good luck Kobe wherever you go!”
Anyone with a still-remaining brain cell knows Bryant isn’t going anywhere, so that explains Buss’ insane notation.
Instead, the former President of the WNBA Sparks might consider sticking to his nude photography gig, which he didn’t create merely as a method to meat and greet women half his age (as opposed to Dad Jerry, who targets the true tenderloins).