Johnnie Morton Video Knocked Out In First Round Of MMA Bout

JOHNNIE JUST MADE MATT MILLEN’S SUNDAY A HAPPY ONE: Johnnie Morton was beaten in his MMA debut last night in front of a smattering of bored curious onlookers at the Los Angeles Colisum:

Johnnie Morton knocked out in MMA Bout

Make that flattened. In 38 seconds.

UPDATE: OUR BOOK OF SCRAP reports via “Morton was indefinitely suspended by the California State Athletic Commission after the 35-year-old from Torrance, Calif. refused to take his post-fight anti-doping test.”