In the aftermath of Bronson Arroyo’s misguide…

In the aftermath of Bronson Arroyo’s misguided muscial stylings, the BOSTON GLOBE has an extended study of other athletes’ less than melodic meanderings (strangely, the Globe decided to run the piece in the paper’s "Arts & Entertainment" section).
The usual suspects are rolled out in the story: Shaq, the ‘85 Bears, John Daly, Neon Deion.

But the real gems unearthed by the Globe come from the sadly-deceased pro wrestler Junkyard Dog, who triumphs with the artistic anthem , "Grab The Cakes," and a tear-rending version of Cara Mia by Russian pro wrestler Nikolai Volkoff.
I’ll take those tracks over the new Mariah Carey CD.