HS Girls’ Coach Had Sex With Female Student?

I realize these “alleged lesbian high school coach of the year gets with underage student love affair” stories are getting old, so bear with us.

Former Texas high school coach Dayna Crenshaw, 33, has been charged with a second-class felony count of Mark Chmura.

Dayna Crenshaw High School Coach

From KTRE.COM:

[P]olice began investigating when a female student alleged this spring that she had been involved in a sexual relationship with Crenshaw for four months. We do know [that the student is] 18 years old and graduated last week. The student spoke of Crenshaws’ tattoo of pink and baby blue footprints located below her right waistline. The student reportedly saw them during sexual acts that occurred in Crenshaw’s mothers house.

The student successfully provided police a detailed floor plan of the home and stated the sex occurred in Crenshaw’s mother’s bedroom. The home is just 4/10’s [of] a mile from the high school where both spent the majority of the day.

It’s worth noting that police waited until after the graduation to make the arrest (although that would have made for some great jokes in the valedictorian speech), but Crenshaw is still on paid administrative leave from the school for the time being.

Since I was in high school at one point, I can tell you exactly how this whole thing got started.

“So what are you doing tonight?”

“Nothing. What are you doing tonight?”

“I dunno. Wanna do something?”

“Okay. What do you wanna do?”

“I dunno. What do you wanna do?”

“I dunno. What do you wanna do?”

“I dunno. What do you wanna do?”

“I dunno. What do you wanna do?”

“Wanna go to my mom’s bedroom and fool around?”

“Sure.”

I don’t miss high school at all.

(Top image from HOT HOTTIE.COM)