Having sex in the bathroom stall at a football game. A pair of Buffalo Bills fans might have started it with a dirty tryst at Ralph Wilson Stadium, but it looks like the phenomenon has made its way to the college game as well. The MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE says that a couple were arrested during Saturday night’s Minnesota vs. Iowa game for making the beast with two incredibly disgusting backs, to the delight of a cheering crowd.
Fans having sex at the Metrodome? I hope someone handed them a spare Homer Hankie when they were done. And I certainly hope that they practiced safe sex - it gives new meaning to “The Baggie” - although I can’t imagine that very much can be considered “safe” when you are having sex in a bathroom stall.
The two Iowa fans were caught in a bathroom stall, written up for misdemeanor indecent conduct, and were released - he to his girlfriend and she to her husband.
Whoops. Probably not the most discreet place to have an extramarital tryst. I can’t imagine that either of those two had a fun car ride back home. But then again, you know what they say: what happens in the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome stays in the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome.
And in case you had any doubts, here is the most pointless bit of clarification in the history of reporting:
Both were intoxicated, said Deputy Police Chief Chuck Miner.