Guys Named “Adam” Don’t Shoot Up Strip Joints

Pacman Jones is no more.

Pacman Jones Dallas Cowboys practice

Adam Jones is reportedly asking that he no longer be referred to by that name. So for that reason, I look forward to calling him Pacman for another 10 years.

From PRO FOOTBALL TALK.COM:

According to Adam Schefter of NFL Network, Pacman no longer wants to be called Pacman. Instead of attempting to adopt a new moniker, Jones simply wants to be known as “Adam.”

Jones is, as a practical matter, parting ways with an identity that has been with him for most of his life. Though it’s symbolic, it’s a symbol that he just might be maturing.

Or it simply could be shrewd PR. Yeah, it’s hard to think of a guy named Adam having friends that would shoot up a strip club. And that’s just how Jerry Jones wants it. As for actually keeping him out of the clubs? Well, good luck with that.

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